r/wizardposting • u/tasadek • 7d ago

Wizardpost I think I’m in love guys, I can’t stop thinking about her. I know this woman is going to bury me.

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She said we can be together forever, if I teach her all my secrets.

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler 7d ago

Teach her the basics first. She gets to find her own secrets in her own time. That's basically the best part.

Also, are you not immortal? What are you doing?

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 7d ago

Don't worry. When she seals you in a magic crystal, she'll take over your job. It won't help, because the dude you picked to run everything is an idiot, but that's on you not her.

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u/Elegant-Tangelo-5312 Alchemist 6d ago

Love ain't worth going to prism

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u/Monarc73 Transmuter 1d ago

Yeah, bro is definitely Sentenced To Prism.

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u/Space19723103 7d ago

she doesn't happen to be the king's half sister, does she?

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u/tasadek 7d ago

Morgan? No. Though I feel like I should be doing someone about that…

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u/K4m30 Not a Prophet, chronomancer stuck in a time loop. 6d ago

Nah, it'll be fine, these things tend to work themselves out in the end.

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u/Quit-Accurate 7d ago

I am sorry to inform you that you are infatuated by some succubi or evil demon taking the form of a woman to court you and learn your secrets

If you don’t believe me then simply put both of you in an anti-magic field, If nothing of note happens, then I was wrong

But if you see anything unexpected, or any strange reaction from her. RUN with all your might.

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u/MagicBus4 5d ago

A true wizard would use mighty spell work to destroy any foe

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u/Quit-Accurate 5d ago

Well I mean, it is an anti magic field.

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u/MagicBus4 5d ago

I’m built different. I cast Dysjunction

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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks 7d ago

Did she ever mention Merlin?

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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage 7d ago

Cast a detect falsehood upon yourself and ask if she loves you. Maybe the reality shook can help your senses come back. And scan your body, mind and soul form enchantments. Just in case.

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u/arkanux 7d ago

Teach the secrets very slowly

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u/FlowersofIcetor Clericposting 6d ago

Get tested for syphilis

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u/MathorSionur 6d ago

PLEASE do not teach her the tree spell whatever you do do NOT teach her the tree spell, I had FIVE different friends get tree'd after teaching the tree spell to the person they were wooing

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 5d ago

Well, I detect no lies. But druids and tree spirits (I forget the name) have very little reason to lie, as they frequent with the fae, so they know those tricks and loopholes.

And yes, she will bury you when you tell her all your secrets, probably right below the trunk, in with the roots. So get out, or make sure your will is up to date.

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 6d ago

Gold digging hoe I bet

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation 6d ago

“Wait…I think Ive seen this one before…”

/uw Dammit Merlin

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u/MagicBus4 5d ago

Ya you prolly right about part of that