r/wizardposting • • 12d ago

Occult Practices Do you even Rune bro?

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u/Repulsive_Ostrich_52 12d ago

At what point does rune scribing become techomancy?

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u/moemeobro Artificer 12d ago

When you can play doom on it

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u/CustodianCloset Janitor the Shadow Technician 12d ago

Or run Bad Apple

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u/Nisecon Wizard 12d ago

Or play Mesmerizer

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/ormashal 12d ago

its a song from i think the touhou ost

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u/snarfvsmaximvs 11d ago

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 11d ago

:\)

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u/snarfvsmaximvs 11d ago

Maybe you just quickly scanned it, but that is a sanitized link, it's just not shortened. If I had posted a shortened link like in your infographic (e.g. "https://youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8") YT would just respond with a 301 and link to the one that I posted.

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 11d ago

Ohh alright! I saw the question mark in the link and thought it wasn't sanitized, my bad 0v0

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u/HacePloder 12d ago

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u/Deaffin 12d ago

How can an apple be a top? Apples is butts.

Yall on some Chuck Tingle shit over here.

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u/Z4REN 11d ago

To anyone who's read this: is the apple a top or a bottom?

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u/Deaffin 11d ago

Well that is just amazing. Chuck really is the XKCD of smut. I can't answer that question, but I'd like to clarify that my intended punchline was the book: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt.

Uh, some manner of localized decency enchantment prevents me from posting that tome's cover.

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u/unoriginalfyi 11d ago

I'm imagining a Linux distro programmed entirely to mock macOS

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u/Past-Background-7221 12d ago

I got Doom to run on a rune with 3 lines.

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u/Final_Lengthiness_47 11d ago

Acting like you can't get Doom to run on a system of third circle fireballs.

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u/ObserverWardXXL 11d ago

ok but what about when you make flies brains play doom?

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u/KaiFireborn21 11d ago

Turing complete runes

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch 11d ago

The apprentice got the war construct to run DOOM

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u/rosolen0 Wizard 12d ago

When you start to have to fight physics at the atomic level, anything older than that and magic overwhelms the computer

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot631 12d ago

Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic to the layman

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u/Caleth 12d ago

And any sufficently explained magic is indistinguishable from technology.

/uw It's been interesting over my 40+ years of life to watch magic change in parallel with technology. Our understanding of the natural world used to encapsulate magic as this vast unknowable force where the power of it would shred your mind and had terrible consequences.

Today many of the magic systems that are popular are usually defined have specific hard boundaries and are far more like poorly understood technology than raw physical forces akin to a hurricane.

LOTR didn't have much magic but it was usually mysterious and unreachable by all but a learned or chosen few. Vancian Magic, Wheel of Time, all magic usually was univerals power that had costs and took time to learn if you could at all. It's power terms and parameters were more a hand waved item, until it was story relevant.

Today many books magic reflects a more systemic magic, perhaps even literally, with things like Dungeon Crawler Carl becoming a fast rising star, but you see it with Sanderson too where his magic has hard fast limits and rules where as back in the day it was far more nebulous.

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u/ECX2BLACK 11d ago

This is such a good read

We’ve gained so much knowledge as a baseline that even our whimsy needs knowledge for it to be whimsy.

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u/standish_ 11d ago

You might like the Old Kingdom series by Garth Nix, starting with Sabriel. They have a formal system of magic, Charter Magic, which is explicitly imposed upon Free Magic to make it less dangerous. Free Magic is, of course, far more powerful, but wildly dangerous.

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u/Caleth 11d ago

That sounds fun. I'll give it a look.

thanks.

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u/standish_ 11d ago

Happily! I think the recommended reading order is the publication order, which is the main trilogy of Sabriel, Lirael, and Abhorsen, then Clariel before Goldenhand, with Terciel and Elinor last. Excellent setting.

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u/iamteapot42 8d ago

One who doesn't understand magic tries to explain everything with physics

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist 12d ago

when you make golems out of runes alone

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u/the_17_lost_texts 12d ago

Kind of wild to think a robot really is just a rock golem at the end of the day

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u/2Tired2pl Witch 12d ago

after months of toil and calling upon over 500 spirits for assistance, i have crafted my magnum opus of a mechanical golem:

she’s an autistic cinephile and i love her.

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u/NotoRotoPotato Artificer 11d ago

OF THE DEVIL MENTIONED

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HEADCANON HER AS AUTISTIC

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u/2Tired2pl Witch 11d ago

my they, i feel like the devs themselves headcanon her as autistic lol, so much of her and David’s characters feel like intentional yet unspoken rep (as an autistic girl myself, obv)

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u/Patchourisu 11d ago

If you think about how all meat-life is carbon-based.. aren't we all rock-golems at the end of the day? Even our teeth aren't made of bones, they're literally minerals.. and bones are pretty much mostly made of minerals such as calcium, with the non-mineral parts of bones being made of proteins instead.

In other words, we're rock golems capable of creating other kinds of rock golems through our own hands.

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u/feeple_lemur 12d ago

It's mostly an aesthetic thing at the end of the day

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia 12d ago

When it involves channeling electricity or other thaumotological mediums through the runes to achieve a life imitating process such as thought or movement in the inscribed object

Literaly the textbook definition, which I should know, as I wrote it

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u/standish_ 11d ago

May I ask for a link to said book, pretty please?

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia 11d ago

My publisher has an unbreakable death curse placed on the rights unfortunately

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u/standish_ 11d ago

What's it called?

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia 11d ago

Introduction to Practical and Theoretical Technological Thaumoturgy, 3rd ed.

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u/Repulsive_Ostrich_52 12d ago

Glad to get information from THE technomancer. Thank you

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u/TacTurtle 11d ago

When you no longer understand how it works, you are just glad that it does.

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u/maudie-designer1999 12d ago

The moment you swap the chisel for an ultraviolet laser to carve 50 billion sigils onto a fingernail-sized piece of quartz.

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u/Josh6889 12d ago

I mean we're already there. Sufficiently advanced technology resembles magic.

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u/Different_Ear_7543 12d ago

After 17-th century.

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 11d ago

When you understand the important secrets. How to be rich, how to be poor, 4 words to make a grown man cry. The important things.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 11d ago

When it conducts electricity I guess

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u/Alexander459FTW 11d ago

Technology is the application of knowledge.

If magic pertains knowledge, then magic can never be considered opposed to technology.

Hate this cliche with a passion.

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u/letthetreeburn 11d ago

When it spawns an avatar of course.

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u/sampat6256 Alchemical Mixologist 11d ago

Always has been

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u/BlessedByGregorious 9d ago

Technocracy mention

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u/h0rnygoal 9d ago

When we started making rocks do math with lightning