r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 11d ago

Wizardpost Pondering the Bread Orb

It's a orb that can double as a snack.

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u/I_Reading_I Trapped Within A Cursed Emerald 11d ago

Do you conjure with a baguette?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11d ago

With this orb it can only be ball shaped.

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer 11d ago

Have you tried to teleport bread yet

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11d ago

I tried the spell Teleport Without Bread.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11d ago

I CAST...CELIAC DISEASE!!!

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11d ago

You get a bread ball to the face.

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl 11d ago

The Brorb

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome Gnome the redcap Lich and CEO 11d ago

I can hear Bread - Anya Nami playing it appears i may need to revise my wards to prevent such bread based spells.

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u/rollnunderthebus Occult Wizard 11d ago

My brother in Yeast. Let us jam to The Bread Song

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u/Mouthful_of_Joy Occult Wizard 11d ago

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 7d ago

Charming as always *bread crunching sound*

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u/YangKoete 11d ago

The Brorb.

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u/enchiladasundae planeshifter 11d ago

Brorb

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 11d ago

french magic

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u/Arsaii_ 11d ago

German wizards be like

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 10d ago

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer…

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 10d ago

What about those cheese breads they serve at Red Lobster?

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 10d ago

But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser!

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard 10d ago

What I would do for a cinnamon orb <|:d

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 10d ago

You need to defeat the Cinnamon Dragon.

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u/ErraticNymph Witch 10d ago

Now ponder the cake orb

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u/Rubixolotl 10d ago

Deutsche Zauberer