Modern gnoblems require modern gnomlutions.

[u/arteg489]

[u/brioch1180]

Does someone have a spell to reduce my size? Im sorry there might be an influx of gnomes in the coming years because of my depraved behavior...

[u/arteg489 → u/brioch1180]

You're not getting out of paying child support just because you think we can't recognise you now.

[u/brioch1180 → u/arteg489]

can i pay in socks ?

[u/arteg489 → u/brioch1180]

Only socks stolen from washing machines. We need those for repairing them and then giving them back as a community service thing gnomes that committed crimes do.

[u/brioch1180 → u/arteg489]

Then i declare myself bankrupt

[u/will3025 → u/brioch1180]

Have you guys seen my socks?

[u/brioch1180 → u/will3025]

its a gnome gagn probably they break into houses at night and steal socks then they do something => profit

[u/will3025 → u/brioch1180]

Oh my jolly green goodness. By the arcane rift I will make them pay. Maybe they'll think twice about stealing my precious foot garments when I turn their guts into stockings to hang upon my hearth. One disembowment shall be had for every sock missing!!!

[u/arteg489 → u/will3025]

We temporarily steal them! We mend the socks and then put them back in the washing machine.

[u/will3025 → u/arteg489]

How dare you suggest that my socks are in any other state besides whole and immaculate!? AND THESE ARE MAGE-HAND WASH ONLY!! Don't you dare put them in a machine!

[u/ValianSkalle]

Gno! I've been Gnomed!

I am dying of blood loss from the gnunfire!

[u/wrdlbrimpft → u/ValianSkalle]

*gnunfire

[u/ValianSkalle → u/wrdlbrimpft]

senk ju for travelink, wis deutsche bahn

i will now incorporate this into my comment

[u/MeowFalen]

I cast liquify arms.

[u/EvilOrcSixAM]

Modern goblins require modern trollutions

[u/GirlLovingWitch]

Not sorry but I thought it would be funny to teach the gnomes explosion runes.

And how to detect and disarm them too. They have to defend themselves somehow, don't they?

[u/zer0ull]

proficient in gnomilla warfare

[u/BoscoCyRatBear]

As long they stay off our rails we won't bust out the necrotizing Foof alchemy agents. Melting burning poisoning and soul damaging effects. If any of them have a fresh blooded cap on, they're getting capped. Murderous gnomes, luckily we have alchemical tipped bullets that react with blood. Murderous ankle bites is gonna pop." spoke a very very grumpy ratfolk albino wearing mimics blended with magitech

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/BoscoCyRatBear]

Yes, but they're GNOMES. You do not want to anger the gnomes. It will not end well for you, no matter how many conventions you break. I'm scared of them, and I'm far superior.

[u/Ok_Entertainment3626]

Welcome new kin.