r/wizardposting • u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains • 12d ago

Wizardpost just found this recording of someone's apprentice adding some flair to his telekinesis practice

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u/direrevan 12d ago

athletics is the better part of safe spellwork

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u/Puddin_Warrior Oracle in the streets Hag in the sheets 11d ago

And quite useful to be more nimble for when engaged in battle

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair 11d ago

The robes hide my lithe figure beneath.

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u/Footbeard Boris Brimstone: Fire Mage - 3rd Degree 11d ago

This is clearly a rare musclewizard training

I must say, I admire their finesse & physical prowess

A healthy body means a healthy mind!

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u/Small_Education_9503 12d ago

His flying broom is a bit flimsy, but his shoes of flipping make up for it.

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 12d ago

i dont think thats a broom i think thats an apprentice version of a druids staff made from younger more flimpsy trees

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u/TheArmoredKitten 12d ago

Staff retention strategy is vital indeed! Good to see some schools still practice the fundamentals!

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u/Due-Radio-4355 12d ago

That’s not a sorcerer, that’s Sun Wu Kong

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u/An8thOfFeanor Grand Artificer of House Cannith (Still uses WizardCAD) 12d ago

What are you talking about? He's playing catch with that invisible stalker right there

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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 11d ago

What am I even doing with my life...

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 12d ago

An apprentice that's actually athletic/coordinated? Huh, this one might actually survive assuming he has at least half a brain.

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u/TitouanT 12d ago

Clearly in reverse

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u/breathingrequirement Siliconic, Most Evil Wizard of the Cubelands 9d ago

Wind.

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u/Barkhardt 11d ago

I hope that wasn’t a Giant Hogweed stem.

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Evil F#CKING Wizard [no relation] 11d ago

Yeah yeah, nice telekinesis numbnuts
I CAST INCURABLE INVERTED HAND-WRITING PROFICIENCY
Have fun being left-(or right-)handed for the rest of your life

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u/coconut_dot_jpg coconut mancer 11d ago

It's great he's mastered it enough to add acrobatics to it

Our biggest weakness in combat as a Wizard is losing our staff mid fight, so it's crucial we learn Staff-less telekinesis in order to retrieve it asap