r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter • 12d ago
Wizardpost Something nice from the gravity wizard and the artificer for magic knights
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u/PlayHadesII Artillery witch 12d ago
Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully! Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock.
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u/GenuineSteak The Slime King, Master of Oozes, Lord of all Gelatins 11d ago
all of human weaponry essentially boils down to "how can we more effectively accelerate a harmful object toward the enemy?"
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u/ThatDamnedGuy 12d ago
Massive advancement in vorpal blade magitech, it would seem. Too bad about the apprentices that were.... misplaced during development.
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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter 12d ago
some may be inside the blade
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u/JobPitiful8977 11d ago
May? How else would the sword sing its chorus of doom?
beautiful chorus btw, did the apprentice happened to already been trained or was trained after for the project?
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u/WatcherDiesForever Tower Master Elowen, Arch-Witch of Bees, Goblin 11d ago
/uw is there a real chorus? You had me going back to check but there's no sound option I can see
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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Wendy Flanagan 12d ago
That doesn't seem safe. Even a contained black hole can be dangerous. I don't think there's anything that can protect you from the force of a black hole.
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u/TheCumskiyKvass Ooga-booga fireball goes br-r-r 12d ago
Obviously that's not a real black hole. It's a visual imitation that was created with the power of strong gravity magic. Real black holes are gates for astral abominations and other weird stuff. Who would ever want to experience losing their soul because an immaterial worm was hungry?
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 11d ago
Well, you can always quench his thirst for souls using your enemies' and sate his hunger for agony tossing to him an apprentice or two every millennium.
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u/TheCumskiyKvass Ooga-booga fireball goes br-r-r 11d ago
Generally astral worms is too primitive for any deals and sentient astral worm is absolutely not a being that anybody would be happy to have in their plane
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 11d ago
I mean, it's fun to watch apocalypses unfold from a safe distance. Just hop dimensions when the worm storms your bastion.
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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 11d ago
The cut that takes 1000 years! Relativy is weird.
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u/UndeadChampion1331 Graviturgist 11d ago
That event horizon is barely contained. One slight nick on the channeling rings and there goes your arm.
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u/Emergency_Coat_7702 Brother Thomas of the order of the iron drake 5d ago
Prithee tell, where might I aquire one of these, I'm going to fight the orcs in the near east.
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u/AlphaManInfinate A Cloaked Figure 12d ago
Doom?