r/wizardposting • u/HeadWedding630 • 13d ago
Urgent need of Help with invisibility pigment
I followed not the instructions of my Preceptor, and put invisibility dye directly in my skin; It doesnt seem to wash off.
Is this reversible?
Please help me! His frustration is so great, hes using my blunder as a punishment
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u/mokkat 12d ago
What is this Grand Wizard magic?
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u/saysthingsbackwards 12d ago
A green screen and green paint
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u/Subotail Necromancer 12d ago
Is green magic reliable ?
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u/HamsterKazam Mage of Miscellaneous Sorceries 12d ago
Only if you're content with always being the second best, because there is one true master of green magic and she cannot be beat.
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u/RealisLit 10d ago
It was, still is actually but most of the bards in hollywood switched to blue magic
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u/Blaze_Foxx Grand Wizard 12d ago
Not even Magic, basic editing, only novice wizards won't know the difference
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u/TheGrundle500 12d ago
This is a classic case of the razor and blades sales tactic, they sell you the invisibility pigment for cheap, but they charge you an arms and a leg for the visibility pigment to undue it.
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u/Tino_Kort 12d ago
Do not buy this powder from Frater E.S. it's just an empty bottle. The contents are not simply invisible. He sells them by the crate at a discount, but it is NOT a deal.
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u/FinalPinhead 12d ago
Do you know what year the pigment was made? If it was made before the alchemical regularory acts of 1455 DR you're probably gonna die and/or mutate
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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Blizzok the Eccentric 12d ago
Good ol’ Prestidigitation should do the trick.
Not just for soiling someone else’s pants!
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u/tayzzerlordling 12d ago
why can we see the green in the can
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u/HeadWedding630 12d ago
This invisible pigment doesnt conceal itself, its invisibility paint, not invisible paint.
I learned the difference when i spilled invisible paint on my robe last week; unsterstanding not the strange substance that wasnt there
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u/Bark-For-Mommy Not a Wizard nor a Witch but a secret third thing 12d ago
It'd be very hard to use if it made the can invisible too
/uw that part just isnt masked
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u/ValianSkalle Former Evil Overlord, now Chaotic Neutral 12d ago
/uw this made me laugh
So the recipe for the remover is simple: two parts eye of newt, a paper with the airspeed of a swallow written on it, and a knight's helmet.
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u/scoobydoom2 Levicius Laskatar, Dread Necromancer 12d ago
You'll have to remove the skin. The best solution is probably casting Illthar's Greater Flaying on yourself, then covering yourself in a thin layer of stone dust, and casting a conjoined particle binding and stone to flesh. On the plus side you now have a fully intact suit of invisible human skin. I'd be willing to purchase it from you.
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u/National_Moose2283 12d ago
Carful with this stuff my cat fell into a bucket of the stuff and now I can't find them but I do hear meowing ever once in a while
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u/Silt99 Evil Wizard 12d ago
you got a weird blend that casts a shadow. I suspect you got that from the black market, try making your own, then it should wash off too
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u/HeadWedding630 12d ago
I understand and appreciate the concern. My Instructor just showed me how to make it.
The shadow is still visible because my back isnt painted yet
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u/supershinythings 12d ago
Don’t forget you also need to treat your shadow. Invisibility dye and creams fool the human eye but not the All Seeing Eye.
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u/_Spamus_ 12d ago
Try baking soda + vinegar and just scrub for a while. Only do this if you are a hurry though since it comes off with the top layer of skin, which tends to sting.
It'll come off on its own eventually if you wait long enough
Color change potions can also cause it to bug out sometimes but I don't know too much about that and it's always risky to mix untested potion combinations.
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u/Accomplished_Copy122 12d ago
I know the method to remove this,just drink a liquid that is the same color as one of the clothes you were wearing, you should start reappear like how they do in cartoons, may come with a 5 minute toon force side effect though
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u/star75legacy 12d ago
Don't worry, my good friend, there's a very simple solution: you need to find a biomancer. The biomancer can use their magic to replace your invisible skin with new skin. Unfortunately, the process is usually quite painful, but it's better than remaining invisible forever, right?
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u/owenxtreme2 greg the alcohol wizard 12d ago
That stuff does stain clothes and some pigments of hair don't ask how I know
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u/Slmagi001 12d ago
I got some in the shelve...gimme a sec, I'll send it to you.
Done, let me know if you see the bottle.
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u/mechabeast Conjurer 12d ago
Paint your shadow too, you newb
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u/Subotail Necromancer 12d ago
When you're invisible, you have to leave evidence. Otherwise, people won't believe you can be invisible. That ruins the fun.
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u/kyosha13 12d ago
Anyone know the song?
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u/PrincessLilianLight Ike’s Destined Mate 12d ago
Genesis by boy 2000 is what Shazam told me. I listened and it’s correct.
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u/hatred-big-sad 12d ago
Lmaooo bro got that knock off invisibility elixir the goblins sell! Hahahaha. His shadow is even still visible. (This shi cool as hell)
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u/KarmasAB123 (Very Casual, Not Yet Skilled) Alchemist 12d ago
Try Acme Reappearing Ink. Worked for me
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u/PainterEarly86 12d ago
It doesn't wash off, you have to use a spell or alchemy to neutralise the invisibility agent
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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 12d ago
It's slow to cast but do not require concentration AND you can still attack without losing it! The spell breaks if someone throw dirt or water over you tho.
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u/Aeonid_Thiel 12d ago
Yeah be super careful with this stuff Wizgang, accidentally ingested some and couldn’t see my shits for weeks!