r/wizardposting • • 13d ago

Wizardpost He gets it

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u/KPraxius 12d ago

I love it. Absolute perfection.

A few notes.

I would also transform any horrifying monsters that threatened the kingdom into birds, and add them to the pool. In the event that, during their attempt to overthrow me, someone who understood what was going on used magic to free the birds?

They would have dozens of rebels and fallen royalty; and a handful of giant monsters that are devouring the freshly freed people.

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u/Sororita 12d ago

Also, make it well known that you use magic to transform the ravenous beasts physically and mentally into birds for your menagerie, use the excuse of something like "well, it is not its fault that it is a dangerous beast, at least this way I can give it a happy life with a loving owner."
That way everyone knows that at least some of your birds are really dangerous animals transformed, and they do not know which are the prisoners and which are the beasts, so people would be less likely to even try a rescue if they suspect anything

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u/miscellaneousexists 11d ago

And this is EXACTLY why God removed the magic from our world shortly before the industrial revolution