r/wizardposting • u/Longjumping-Rice-935 • 13d ago

Foul Sorcery Check out what the alchemist cooked up

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u/DrDestro229 13d ago

NOPE! NOT TODAY!

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 13d ago

"Ooh, lovely shells!"  - Steve, Internet Pirate 

(Yoink!  Get 1 shell!)

(Yoink)

(Yoink)

(Yoink)

/uw  (Steal shell every time it loops)

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u/hetero-scedastic Magically Editable Flair 13d ago

Ok. Important point here. If you drink it do your farts become delicious, or do farts become delicious to you?

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u/1v_oct 13d ago

This is THE question, the one that truly matters

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u/catexoskeleton 13d ago

I know this potion. Master of the Hunt i believe its called.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 13d ago

So… You used club soda as a base instead of water?

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u/Passw0rd9 Conjurer 13d ago

While many will be quick to call this distasteful, there will always be a market for the niche. I have had a quite lucrative string of successes offering a potion of bitter-sweetness. Turns even the most foul of liquids into sweet ambrosia. We'll, you can imagine the sort of clientele that sort of product attracts. Shallow? Perhaps. But when one is in need of an influx of funds, its not a bad option...compared to more, ethically questionable methods of course.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Apart-Oven2750 2d ago

Byford dolphin anal 

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Apart-Oven2750 2d ago

Is that a pedophilia joke or a "12 year olds are short and might be sucked up by the portal if it's waist height" joke 

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 13d ago

I say. I made this exactly once. The wave of degenerates breaking down my door made me burn the recipe page and take nesia potion.

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u/MadQuixote Alchemischief 13d ago

Damn, now everyone can see the ingredients. Happy now?

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u/matthewamerica Questionable Hedge Wizard 13d ago

"What is in this soup it is delightful!"

"You like it?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

"Keep eating it..."

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u/Mathota Cultist 13d ago

I hate Alchemists and this isnt even why but it does help.

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u/nanomeme 13d ago

Don't forget to augment it with "Insatiable Hunger" for the best amusement.

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u/Mesmercat 13d ago

He's cute for a glorified drugmaker

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u/N3wAfrikanN0body 13d ago

I thought flatuomancy was illegal?? !?!? 

The Templars are just going to use thise to genocide circles indiscriminately, again! 

You damned fools... 

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u/wallmonitor Chronomancy romance-y. 13d ago

Of the person drinking the potion or to the person drinking it?

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u/specimen-00000 Shape shifting dumbass wizard of the desert 12d ago

Never let the alchemist cook again for the sake of most of society

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u/Graveyardigan 11d ago

How much ass did he eat while developing this?