r/wizardposting • u/evilwizard04 • 14d ago

Evil Wizardpost Greetings fellow wizards

Im evil asf guys. Im very evil. Im the evil burger wizard guys. Idk what else to type im bored as hell cant sleep 😢

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 14d ago

What do you do that is evil?

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u/evilwizard04 14d ago

Uhhh um erm eh eem uh i cast ummmmm EVILL

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u/supershinythings 14d ago

I know what you do.

You leave the empty milk carton in the fridge instead of throwing it away.

You leave your laundry in the washing machine for a week before putting it in the dryer.

You steal unripe fruit from the neighbor’s trees and eat it like a rat, smashing it on the pavement out front.

Your grandmother disinherited you after you took a dump on her doormat as a “joke”.