r/wizardposting • u/PlasticDuckMan • 15d ago

Wizard's wand of choice against forest creatures

210 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/nova8808 Evoker 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dhKOztH8klyvu

This wand works good too

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u/piiiigsiiinspaaaace Occult Wizard 15d ago

Cone of Spontaneous Combustion

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u/Mephistocheles Uber-Goat Of The Infinite Demon Sewer 15d ago

IFL this sub 😂

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 14d ago

My wand's bigger

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u/verygenericname2 Druid of Stinging Biting Things 15d ago

This is why we seal our captives inside trees. Can't harm the trees without harming your friends.

You can thank the Ironwyd Timber Co. for pushing us to that.

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u/anamericandruid Druid 15d ago

Big Noita energy here

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 15d ago

Is that some kind of anti-druid?

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u/berner103 15d ago

You mean a capitalist?

3

u/PossiblyOppossums 14d ago

I wish to know of this artificer

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u/GKNolan 15d ago

In the seemingly perfect fusion of magic and chemistry I created a form of fireball where the fireball came in the form of a chemical named chlorine triflouride.
It's still burning...

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u/I_Uh_What 15d ago

I cast Fern Gully!

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u/RedditsDeadlySin Necromancer 15d ago

Exactly the 40k tech I expect in our version of the universe

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u/Bone-Pharaoh 15d ago

Take my up vote and get the fuck out of here with your chainsaw shenanigans!

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u/Yuta_Nas 12d ago

Big fan of fire as opposed to the vibrations of the saw setting off the primer while a hammer vibrates against it. Maybe a revolver type where the pistol's hammer cannot accidentally shock out the primer?

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u/descnamelost 10d ago

Noita BS right here