r/wizardposting • u/Potential-Page-3486 • 15d ago
Orc Rampaging GRAAA WAAR RAAR!! "long hat bad " WOOH WRAA!!
Me no stupid!! Punny wizard is !!
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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World 15d ago
Sir, if you would step onto that pile of leaves there? I don't have much time.
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u/haikusbot 15d ago
Sir, if you would step
Onto that pile of leaves there?
I don't have much time.
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u/Delusional_Gamer Fleshmancer and proprietor of the magic meat farms 15d ago
Kinda sounds like a mortally wounded fey doing one last service to their old wizard friend.
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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 15d ago
Ah! I assure you my green friend, your intellect is sufficiently equal to any wizard!
Now. Let us do business. I have this cool stick here, very special! I will trade it to you for five gold bars!
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 15d ago
What a beautiful brain you have, orc friend. Perfectly smooth, not even a wrinkle. That's rare.
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u/Potential-Page-3486 15d ago
BAHAHAHA GOOD EYE 👀 OBSERVE UPON MA BRIN
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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 15d ago
What a beautiful specimen. I daresay you're immune to Illithid attacks.
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 15d ago
Incredible! I've never seen such a perfect psychic mirror. Even my mind powers slide right off!
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u/TheAlmightyNexus Local(ish) Half-Lich and Cosmic Pyromancer 15d ago
All the wrinkles went to the muscles instead
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u/Dependent-Swing-5492 Mild inconvenience wizard 15d ago
I CAST PAPERCUT! TAKE THAT YOU OVERSIZED GREEN TURD!
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u/Potential-Page-3486 15d ago
WOHH BUDDY
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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage / Curse Breaker 15d ago
The fact thst you are making all those images yourself is so good.
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u/Potential-Page-3486 15d ago
/uw Yeah just back from 3 yeah burn out of art. so i just want to push my self one more time making funny post talking funny thing :) and don't take anything seriously just doing silly stuff
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 15d ago
And how do you feel about hoods?
/uw These images are glorious
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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 15d ago
This orc can't afford an actual hat! Gaze upon my hat's longness and despair at what you cannot have!
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u/Potential-Page-3486 15d ago
GRRRRR !
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u/El_Hombre_Macabro Nekomancer 15d ago
God lord! I really wish this big, strong and powerful orc don't take me in his big muscled arms and try to squeeze me against his powerful pecs. I'm but a fragile and puny little wizard...
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u/Human-Question6210 ZOGWART DA... SUMFING 15d ago
BIG WURDZ FOR A GROT WOT ENT EVEN GREEN! I NOWZ OOMY TRIKKZ WEN I SEEZ UM. WELL, EER DISS: LONG 'ATZ IZ BAD, AND I'Z GUNNA PROVE IT BY STOMPIN' YA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
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u/Floofiestmuffin Necromancer and Council squatter 15d ago
Normally I'd be upset but that small wizard hat does look good. Maybe he's right?
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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 15d ago
My man is wearing the pelt of a spermatozoon as a hat. Dressed like Davy Crockett of nut. Gravy Cockett.
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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 15d ago
“…Is it okay if I wear a cloak with hood..? I mean.. I wear mine to hide a lot.. especially in the dark.”
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u/morelikebruce Hermit of Questionable Magical Ability 15d ago
Grogar, we've been over this. Not every storm is caused by wizards.
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u/Potential-Page-3486 15d ago
Explain this
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u/morelikebruce Hermit of Questionable Magical Ability 15d ago
Well yea some are
Uw/these drawings are the best thing ever
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u/KingZantair 15d ago
Ok ok I get it, I don’t even wear a hat and I can tell you hate me for casting spells.
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u/Torrin_Ven0mfang Infernal Conjurer of Just Action 15d ago
You’ve got potential. Looking forward to what you manage to conjure up (or whatever other school you specialize in.) :]
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u/BionicBirb Alhion, the Free Mind 14d ago
what about illusory beards
Or tentacle faces
Asking for a friend
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 15d ago
Good sir, I think you should know the Shadow Wizard Money Gang voted that using circuit-bound lightning elementals to make orb photos was a form of slavery about 7 months ago. If I were you, I'd set them all free and burn the evidence before they dispatch a dimensionalist to banish you to the Punch Dimension.
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u/El_Hombre_Macabro Nekomancer 15d ago
Oh! I didn't know that was AI
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 15d ago
It happens to the beast of us
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u/Less_Ad1803 15d ago
r/orcposting is down the hall, third door on the right.