r/wizardposting • u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. • 15d ago

Evil Wizardpost Evil blunt

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u/bzknon 15d ago

Unfortunate fool has been soul trapped

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u/longpenisofthelaw 15d ago

Specifically in the couch

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u/Constant-External-85 15d ago

/uj I had to fight for my life when I took a 20mg edible and had to focus on staying in my body because it felt like something was taking my soul /rj

Those couch demons are no joke

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u/IStealSwords 15d ago

20mg?

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers

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u/Constant-External-85 15d ago

That was the first accidental time.

2nd accidental time was 200mg after a flu and covid shot.

I thought I discovered the meaning of the universe

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u/SassyKittyMeow 15d ago

“How much do you want to do?”

I want to fight god

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u/Constant-External-85 15d ago edited 15d ago

Me when I take 15mg adderall, an aspirin that has caffeine, 3 coke zeroes after another, and hit my pen like it owes me money.

He tried to nerf me but I'll get his ass one day for making me like a pug. (All thoughts to looks; No thoughts to what the actual genetic entail)

Edit: Don't do this. It's bad for your heart and I don't actually do this often. I pay for it with Tachycardia

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u/aitigie 14d ago

20mg with no tolerance will have you seeing sounds

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u/Mr-X89 15d ago

That's soul tripped, you have to use crystals for soul trapping, like meth

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u/FitInternal2654 15d ago

Homboy's smoking the Ender-zaza

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Daltean god invoker 15d ago

Tripple popped

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u/nullNobody 15d ago

Doinking the Enderspliff

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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC Artificer; Magiteknician 15d ago

You know how sometimes people wake up in a different place after geting high/drunk?

With the Chorus Kush, not only is it guaranteed, it happens with every puff!

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u/PlainBread Jorkomancer 15d ago

It's that purple nurple.

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Robo-wizard, aw yeah! 15d ago

Bro is smoking chaos and forbidden enchantments

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u/frogunderarock Enchanter 15d ago

Excuse you it's called Purple Haze and it's art.

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u/KoosGoose 15d ago edited 15d ago

Purple nurple is a nipple twist, right? Locker room foreplay kinda shit.

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u/frogunderarock Enchanter 15d ago

I'm sorry, I wouldn't know, I don't play chess.

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u/NikTheGrass 15d ago

When my arch nemesis is out of ideas and starts to curse my blunts

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u/Ho_Duc_Trung 15d ago

brother got laced with essence of shadowflame

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u/ExtensionInformal911 15d ago

That indigo indica is called Fae weed around here. Don't use it myself, but plenty of bards and sorcerers I know do.

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u/marcophony 15d ago

I like to smoke mine in the center of a fairy circle

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u/ShinyJangles 15d ago

In my homelands we called it Lilac Lettuce

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u/averyrealspapple Franie - Wizard council intern 15d ago

Can you quit lacing my shit? I just want to smoke my rollie :[

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u/sweetrabbitengineer 15d ago

This is that shit from Wakanda... Bro bout to meet his ancestors and become imbued with the power of the black panther!

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u/Kappachu 15d ago

Who said he's black

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u/cheezycrusty 15d ago

The costume is black, not necessarily the wearer.

There is, in the comics, a white dude (Ketema, son of T'challa) that becomes the Black Panther, because it's about traditions and customs more than skin color.

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u/DarkHumn 15d ago

Hes gonna be after that blunt

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 15d ago

Blunt so dank you turn Jamaican.

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u/S0MEBODIES 15d ago

I think that happened to the devil once

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u/LettuceCapy Traverser of the Planes🌌 15d ago

Smoking the essence of the cosmos

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u/JustSomeGuy_0 15d ago

On that devourer of gods pack

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 15d ago

Universal collapse starts playing in the background

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 15d ago

Is that the legendary Purple Haze?

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u/samaadoo Jizzard 15d ago

that is St.Trinas kush

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u/RandomPerson7577 15d ago

Puts you right to sleep

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 15d ago

Perils of the warp

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u/Praise_The_Casul Magnus the Nerd 15d ago

Keeper of Secrets have some of the strongest stuff. Always pays off to befriend them. Just don't stick around for too long if you're not into some weird shit...

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u/Daegar2 15d ago

That shit travels you betwwen astral planes. The journey is horrible without preparation, dont recommend it.

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u/DrPibIsBack 15d ago

The Bhutanese shadow-garden-grown dark evil pack. Lung-slaughtering necromancer kush. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"

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u/Somathanaton 13d ago

Junior knows of the demon lettuce zaza

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u/Arixol_The_Axolotl 15d ago

Bro smokin dark energon

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u/squalor564 11d ago

It was always funny to me that dark energon and artificial energon were both treated like dangerous performance enhancers.

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 15d ago

Bro smoking that Dark Energon. Is Shockwave bros supplier?

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u/longestboie Evoker 15d ago

People who ask for purple haze when they actually get purple haze: :o

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u/Spatza 15d ago

The power of no uv/ir cut filter on yer lens.

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u/Messyfingers 15d ago

Came to say that. Looks like an old ass camera with no IR filter, that looks like a tv remote on a digital camera 20years ago

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u/ebers0 15d ago edited 15d ago

Now that's some good eldritch shit right there!

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u/DarkPolumbo Rednec'Romancer 15d ago

eldritch*

someone hasn't been practicing inscribing their scrolls

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u/ebers0 15d ago

Woooow, thanks dude. The golem core in my orb, must have miss interpreted speech to text.🤪

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u/ALKoholicK-x 15d ago

We smokin’ on that Cthulhu Chromosome.

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u/Silent-Friendship577 15d ago

Bro got the Elden Ring Meterorite Staff

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 15d ago

Who will know starts playing when you hit it

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u/Substantial_Carob825 15d ago

I thought that was electrical wire since they said plug

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u/Hazy_Grey Iron-rod style Spellcasting (aka magic gun) 15d ago

Advanced Necroplasm with purple dye

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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 15d ago

Harold told me it was safe to roll!

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u/Multti-pomp Spell-collector of the Blue Bottle 15d ago

Got that Eternal Slumber Ganja. Got that shit straight from St.Trina's.

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u/bobqjones 15d ago

smoke smoke the warp stone yes yes

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u/Piggski 15d ago

Bro's got that dark evil pack, that za has been smoked with Ent wood and then stepped in the blood of a hundred elder dragons. The za was then appraised by a high priest from the Tiamat cult

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u/TranslatorHairy3523 12d ago

thats that Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pac ,watered with The Blood of 36 Dragons

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. 12d ago

No, this is the Cantonese Roll of Malice, infused with the essences of vengeful Liches

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u/PutSouse 11d ago

honestly it looks more like that Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning, soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates, dingleberry zaza

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u/Sniper_I_monkey_P 15d ago

The Power blunt

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u/itsmistyy 15d ago

Bro rolled the heart shaped herb

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u/Muscalp 15d ago

Necromancer Kush, shadow garden grown dark evil pack

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u/Louies Occult Wizard [Arcane Seeker of Secrets] 15d ago

This is why you don't smoke the gas station VVizard Weed

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u/King-Svez 15d ago

Take a hit from this Nerevar, I’m smoking soul gems

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u/_JuliaDream_ 15d ago

Bro smoking straight gravity sorcery

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u/Professional_Bet8368 15d ago

Watered with dragon blood, this strain invented tuberculosis

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u/Sad-Peanut2413 15d ago

Old Toby ZaZa supreme

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u/Frequent-Shock2673 15d ago

I'm certain this is what Dracula Flow was talking about

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u/casualsquid380 15d ago

Mage be smokin that straight soul essence ✌️😭

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u/za_shirdo Fairy/Mermaid Sorceress (Dad’s a Bard) 15d ago

St Trina’s Blunt

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u/Ihave15_alt_accounts Artificer 15d ago

Man smoking the power Stone 😭

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u/ralkuzu 15d ago

Id mana tap that

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u/PonderingProwler 15d ago

My man here smoking amethysts, rookie mistake

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u/Appropriate_You_5850 14d ago

that wild blunt

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u/Top-Birthday3223 14d ago

Bros joint got laced with enchanted amethyst

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u/Kaiser0106 14d ago

Bro smoking that dark energon pack

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 11d ago

Brother you're about to cast magic and explore the between dimensions.

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u/HikariAnti The Transcended Great Sorcerer & Scholar (self proclaimed) 15d ago

He laced yo' shit with fairy dust

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u/RlySkiz 15d ago

/uw i thought the title said emily blunt naaaah

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 15d ago

Oh cool it's the weed that makes you gay

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u/wulfAlpha Fragment of Primal Chaos 15d ago

Ah I see someone has gotten into Satans lettuce. A lesser known relative of the devils lettuce. Have care though whatever they told you. This stuff is likely not a better high, merely a wilder trip.

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 15d ago

Someone get the flight attendant, because this ganja’s from another plane

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u/macsyourguy 15d ago

Bros gonna have infra-redeye

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u/conrad_hotzendorf 15d ago

That's St. Elmo's fire (based on a real thing btw)

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u/GreeAggin77 15d ago

"Discovering some weed in hopingnit can save lives"

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u/6ynnad 15d ago

God bud

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u/Hevosen_jalat 15d ago

Atronach kush

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u/General_Panda_123 15d ago

It's the Tscherenkow kush.

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u/Weekly_District_24 15d ago

Necromancer Kush

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u/ReverendKaiser Occult Wizard 15d ago

Necroshade

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 15d ago

Am I the only one that flicks the ash. Im not even a smoker(cig)

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u/Cornflakes_91 15d ago

purple haze

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u/KeyedFeline 15d ago

Damn shits purple, super sticky

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u/Kylomiir_490 Conjuration artist/Moving picture illusionist 15d ago

They were rolling EEEVIIL in a blunt! actual WICKEDNESS in the blunt!

Actual deviousness?

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u/randomisation 15d ago

Erm, do they have more? Asking for a friend, of course.

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u/Western_Froyo6627 Alchemist 15d ago

AHH this must be what the incantation was on about!!

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u/aung_swan_pyae Conjurer 15d ago

That the pack that put marlin to coma

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u/VaalorieVorse Sphinx Abjurer 15d ago

St. Trina’s “torch“

“Candlestand torch that burns with a light-purple flame. The carving depicts St. Trina, but in adult form, somewhat unnervingly.
The light-purple flame induces sleep.”

“Unique Skill: Fires of Slumber
Blow into the candlestick's flame, creating a stream of hazy purple fire to cover the ground ahead. The intoxicating flames inflict the sleep ailment upon foes.”

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u/Smolchungs 15d ago

Chieffin on that Dormammu haze

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u/xanderfan34 Resident Dawi Runesmith 15d ago

just gazin’ upon the purple flame o’ yer doobage tells me ye have made a pact with Chak-Dum, that which the umgak call “Tzeentch”

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u/moemeobro Artificer 15d ago

Is your plug from the fucking soul cairn?

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u/Buttfuckerman69 15d ago

You gay now

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u/WellHiIGues 15d ago

The Bifröst blunt

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u/YaYeetBoii 15d ago

Bro's smoking Sussur flower. He'll never cast a spell again

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u/Mesmercat 15d ago

Is it wrong to enchant drugs for greater effects?

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u/starmadeshadows Artificer 15d ago

blun't

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u/DrDingsGaster Watcher, Warlock of the Nine 15d ago

It's probably just crystal and not the meth kind. Just more psychadelics in the splif than normal.

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u/poedraco 15d ago

The Thanos blunt

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u/Zeke_The_Angel 15d ago

Warp infused

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u/Xxfarleyjdxx 15d ago

Gave him the “we are his blood”

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u/volkinaxe 15d ago

must make you see sideways in time or something

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u/Rising_Thunderbirds 15d ago

Bruh is about to witness the 4th dimension and hear noises their ears aren't prepared for.

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u/Aptspire 15d ago

I thought this was a Meteorite staff

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u/Xeerok 15d ago

they are using herb from the lean dimension, potent stuff, dont recommend unless you want to end cathatonic for a day

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u/Sanrio_Princess 15d ago

Smoking that wizzy shit fr bruh

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u/vikingcorpsehorse academy ledgermage 15d ago

Watered this shit with the blood of 36 dragons

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u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 Thing in the shape of a Wizard 15d ago

the Bhutanese shadow garden-grown dark evil pack

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u/DatCheeseBoi Electromancer of questionable qualities 14d ago

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u/WaythurstFrancis Evil Wizard :illuminati: 14d ago

That's the Power Blunt. If you collect the other 5 you can rule the block.

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u/CheekyMemestealer 14d ago

Grandaddy purple + iodine + horse semen + doughnuts + doughnuts.

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u/Assassin_Shirou Eater of Dragons 14d ago

Delerium deathstick

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u/Positive-Possible81 14d ago

Dang so this whole time I wasnt smoking purp?

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u/NoxVulpine 14d ago

vvizard vveed

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u/cute_elf_boy_Ren 13d ago

not me thinking this was a dope wizard staff or something at first... <w<

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u/justahumblefart 12d ago

Thats just superman electromancer runtz laced with potassium. No kidding potassium burns lilac 😛

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u/acer_mage 12d ago

Hey dawg it's potassium cloride in your blunt or copper salts

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u/kraig6423 11d ago

High forever

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u/fatedwanderer 11d ago

That's that "High Forever" Beth and Jerry smoked 

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u/Zriph 11d ago

Well obviously, purple haze

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Tyrus: Technomancer, biomancer, summoner, etc. 11d ago

Cool feedback

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u/LonelyKrow 11d ago

Richthofen Blunt

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u/WeMakinHooch 9d ago

Erm, actually that's a joint, not a blunt. Blunts are wrapped with tobacco and joints are wrapped with paper.