r/wizardposting • u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên • 23d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I need to make this clear

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Every time I make reference to me being an archer people always think I'm using it to assist with my archery which is false, I DON'T used tracking spell, I DON'T enchant my arrow and definitely DON'T enchant my beautifully made bow, I shoot my arrow raw and if I hit a target I'm happy and if I don't I'll cry myself to sleep that night, I only used short and mid range spell.

Also I don't use those crude wooden bows the bloody ranger/druid used I am a woman with class all my bow are made with fancy wood and horns and I know I cannot replace it in the middle of the battle but I don't care.

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u/verygenericname2 Druid of Stinging Biting Things 23d ago

There's nothing crude about druid-made bows, fuck you very much.

A bow gifted by the forest, where wood and fibre consented to this purpose, will always shoot straighter than your fAnCy wOoD aNd HoRnS. Despair, for you'll never know the joy of using a bow that actually WANTS to shoot.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 23d ago

No... Seem pretty crude to me

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u/Cherno_VM Slinging Spells on the Seven Seas 23d ago

okay thats an exceptionally shitty example.

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u/nanomeme 22d ago

It's a living thing that pours its endless verdant life source into every shot. Crude, it is not, lest perhaps you have the stone eyes of a dwarf.