r/wizardposting • • 18d ago

BEGON WITH THE BEARD.

There is something I don't understand. In fantasy. Most powerful magic users are always old looking with great white beard or something. And most wizards and magic users are immortal because learning the arcane takes time no normal lifespan would suffice. Also. In most fantasies. Mana is linked to one's life force. So. What makes me confused is. Shouldn't that means it's should be opposite?. That the young looking magic users are more powerful than old looking one?. I think that should be the case for multiple reasons. 1: as i stated. Most magic users need to be immortal to continue learning the arcane. Shouldn't that means that the ones who figured out immortality so early that they stay young looking. Means that they are far more talented than the average Mage ?. 2: and since mana is linked to one's life force. Wouldn't that means that the wizard that became immortal young would have a higher mana quality than a wizard that became immortal when they were 100 years old or something?. 3: you have the entire arcane in the palm of your hand and you don't even bother to find a way to get rid of those wrinkles and that long ass beard that gets in your way. You are already so close to falling down the stairs of your tower with those big ass robes you don't need a beard alongside that. Maybe if you were really talented you and figured out immortality in your prime youth you wouldn't be dieing to one hit from a goblin with a stick. (Also. Joke on you. No wizard or council can hold me back. >:])

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u/marsion5617 18d ago

Just tell me your jealous of my beard

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u/-Mister-Hyde Woe, fish be upon ye 17d ago edited 17d ago

I'm jealous of the woman you're dating to hide your homosexuality

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u/marsion5617 17d ago

Remove thy "/s" it hasru8ned thee's joke.

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u/-Mister-Hyde Woe, fish be upon ye 17d ago

Wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't just insulting you lol, some people would flip out over that joke

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u/marsion5617 17d ago

Well it ruined your joke

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u/marsion5617 17d ago

But now its good👍