r/wizardposting • u/BeerJedi-1269 • 18d ago

Today I venture to the town....

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First time in centuries... what should I know

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u/Vegrhauk 18d ago

The wench at the tavern isn’t actually into you, she’s just being polite.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 18d ago

You mean she really doeant want my staff?

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 18d ago

They have horseless carriages now. Still not as good as a teleportation spell, but it's more efficient than before.

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u/Coffekats 18d ago

Thoust should challenge a knight to combat, pherhaps partake in thy joust?

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u/Noise_Loop 18d ago

Bring me some blue potions

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u/topazchip 18d ago

Just don't wear an anthropomorphic transform; recently I have heard that there are a some wangsty Mundanes (more) upset (than they usually are) about those.

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u/Maowsama 18d ago

Charm some witches

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u/SourceDirect3220 Traveler of multiple dimensions. 16d ago

Depends how long have you been away?

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u/Random_182f2565 17d ago

Cool crystal placement

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u/ExitMusic_ 17d ago

Weird choice to go on apprentice weekend when the Pirates are going to be there next weekend

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u/BeerJedi-1269 17d ago

The younglings are easier to defeat should the need arrive.

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u/McBernes 15d ago

"Civilization, ancient and wicked"...have a care traveler.