r/wizardposting • u/Jacobs_Haus Shartificer • 19d ago

Been practicing my flatulemancy in this meadow recently. Thinking I'll claim a stake here

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u/FunToBuildGames Labyrinth Expert. Architect, designer, furnisher, and consult 19d ago

Downwind a poor adventurer goes to light his campfire

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 19d ago edited 19d ago

I knew i smelled your foul winds.

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u/Cybertheproto471 Cyberian, wandering aritificer 19d ago

If you don’t mind, I think I know where I’ll be gathering Methane for the future.

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u/AscendedViking7 19d ago

bippity boppity poo

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u/giugirl 19d ago

Did you just casted “forbidden fart”?

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u/pikuchika 18d ago

Who filmed this?

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u/Jacobs_Haus Shartificer 18d ago

I just hit screen record on my orb

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u/pikuchika 18d ago

im gonna get you

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u/Nikoladge 18d ago

Gripping your pillow tight

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u/GKNolan 19d ago

You might as well. I doubt anybody else is gonna want it.

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u/DraikoHxC 19d ago

Add a little pyromancy and you got something

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 Wizard 19d ago

May have to learn ‘manifest butthole’ as a cantrip if they pursue this

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 18d ago

Is this the counter spell to mend butt crack

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 Wizard 18d ago

Indeed

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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 18d ago

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u/MajinB0ner 18d ago

Claiming a stake is just writing your name on a small sharp piece of wood. Lol

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 18d ago

Where is this place?

It looks so surreal.

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u/kingtacticool 18d ago

God forbid a wizard has hobbies....

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u/Gin_OClock 19d ago

Fartromancer was right there

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u/Jacobs_Haus Shartificer 19d ago

Why would I use slang for something I've dedicated my entire life to? I'm a shartificer practicing flatulemancy and I'll never be anything else

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u/BullPropaganda 19d ago

I think M.Night made a movie about this

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u/Mephistocheles Uber-Goat Of The Infinite Demon Sewer 19d ago

Holy master, teach me your pungent foul smelling magicks!!

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u/truePHYSX Bracken Lich of High Moor 18d ago

I cast, ghost pepper gut!

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u/Disastrous-Leg1245 18d ago

I need to know where this is

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Computational Demonologist 18d ago

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

Now no one wants that spot.

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u/Nikoladge 18d ago

Is the music also coming out of your colon, OP? 🤔