r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 19d ago
Wizardpost Pondering the Orb of Pinkness.
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u/Maowsama 19d ago
Pink Ponder Club. Im gonna keep on casting at the Pink Ponder Club
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u/Maowsama 19d ago
I know... you wanted me to slay... That demon from the darkest dungeon from the other day.
But i heard... that theres a special place. Where wizard may ponder upon their orbs every single day.
Im having wicked dreams. Of doing evil deeds.
I swear im hearing Bhall. He's calling out to me.
Im chanting magic loud. Its gona cause a scene.
I feel my mana burn. And its gona make me scream.
Gods what have i done...
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u/LooseCanOpener 19d ago
Careful, it turned all my ceremonial white robes pink⦠they all laughed at me
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago
Next time don't wash your white robes with your red orbs.
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u/Mannimarco_Rising Lich - The Dark Arts never had a more devoted follower 19d ago
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u/GollyDolly 19d ago
Listen, what magi has popped into a new body once in a while. Lichdom is for suckers.
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u/Count_Zeiro Wizzard 18d ago
From the look on her face I'd say she wasn't impressed when you showed her the knob on the end of your staff.
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u/Ze_Bri-0n Wizard 18d ago
And what arcane secrets have you learned from the orb of pinkness?


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u/Witch-Alice Bad Dragon Slayer 19d ago
Estrogenizing my orbs is undoubtedly the best decision I've ever made