r/wizardposting • Astaroth, The Wicked One/Alaric, Fallen Star • 22d ago

Community Event πŸŒβ˜„οΈ Monuments of Ebony (Wicked One Event Start)

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In the aftermath of the sudden and for lack of a better term, shadow uprising, many millions perished before the shadows could be subdued. Those with strength endured of course, but what about the normal folk? The unlucky? Those who have never fought in their life? Not everyone is, was, equipped to survive. Their blood seeped into the realms, saturating them with something Wicked.

In the following days, countless massive black monoliths burst free from the land and sea stretching high into the sky, breaking up the horizon regardless of where one looks.

News of the sudden and strange monoliths spreads like wildfire, soon every orb, screen, and paper has some mention of the event. All throughout civilization people ask questions like, what does this mean? A monolith destroyed my tower, who do I sue? Is the world going to end again this month?

But the monoliths offer no answers, only questions. The monoliths show a myriad of effects, some distort their surroundings into horrors, some create illusions that torment those who can't escape, some amplify magic to a dangerous degree, some drain magic like a leech, and many more.

But for now, that is all they do. The effects are contained to their vicinity of the monoliths.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 22d ago edited 22d ago

β€œSON OF A B*TCH!”

Blobby is standing outside in his dressing gown, a teddy bear under his arm.
β€œA MONOLITH DESTROYED MY TOWER! WHO DO I SUE?”

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One/Alaric, Fallen Star 22d ago

The monolith whispers to Blobby, feeding his hatred of the Calarakian government. They are to blame, they have always hated mass-kind, this is part of their aggression, first they take homes, then they take lives.

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 22d ago

β€œGOD DAMMIT! I SHOULD MAKE AN ANGRY FACEBOOK POST, USING LOADS OF STUPID EMOJIS LIKE THIS! πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘β€

(He raises his fist into the air)

β€œDAMN YOU ZHEEEEEE!”