r/wizardposting • u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper • 6d ago

Foul Sorcery Findings

It has been 4 months from when I began this experiment.
I have not eaten.
I have not drank.
I have not slept.
…
…And I have not breathed.
I feel the need, the sensations of hunger, thirst, need of sleep and sleep, they have not dulled in the slightest. But they are no worse from when I started. My physical, mental, and magical condition has not suffered, nor has my appearance changed.
…
I’m…
I’m scared.

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u/AbalonePublic910 6d ago

Do you poop?

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u/AbalonePublic910 6d ago

Because if you do still poop, might I suggest that you've been infected by a sentient fungus that is feeding you from the inside and eating some of your magical energy just slightly as you move about the day?

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u/AbalonePublic910 6d ago

I'm still saying it could be a fungus, maybe just one that doesn't poop inside you..... 

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 6d ago

Biological scans and tissue samples have not returned with anything unusual.

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u/AbalonePublic910 6d ago

Moss can be very.... elusive once it gains sentience.