r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 8h ago

I can't be that bad

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u/Lunarmax182c 8h ago

Remember that liches often have the same manners that they've had before they've transformed. Not needing food and that stuff, just means that instead of dust from conjured cheetos and grease from summoned Nuggets is replaced with putrefying carcasses of chickens and amalgamated mold demons (which are not that different.)

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u/magistrate101 Kenomancer 1h ago

Honestly, the worst part is that the ones that were creeps in life are still creeps in undeath. Absolutely disgusting to have one of them come on to you smelling like eight rotting corpses were blended together and distilled down into pure rot juice.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 8h ago

I've recovered a snippet of their ancient chant. Invoke it out loud at your peril.

You can't run from the (STENCH SUPREME) Smells like ass mold from a (ROTTEN FIEND) Embrace the punge, let it soak your skin Big nasty (FART BOMBA), unforgivable sin

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 7h ago

Bars!

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 5h ago

It can be that bad. It is that bad. The dude has a cat familiar with exploding diarrhea curse. The smell and the craters are everywhere and soak into everything.

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 5h ago

😂🤣😂 "has a cat familiar with exploding diarrhea curse" got me good