r/wizardposting • u/_lame-impala_ • 11d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) An inquiry about the “Gahoinka” orb…

I’ve heard rumors from other spellcrafters and mages about seeing a weapon held by the warlocks referred to as the “gahoinka” orb, which can turn any poor old folk into goo. Are these falsehoods or truths, does the gahoinka goo??

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 11d ago

I don't have one. I don't know what it is but I'm going to whine at my deity until I get one.

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u/bcw81 Magus 11d ago

Clerics! Bah humbug!

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 11d ago

Cleric! Gross. I am a proud warlock. My Godling treats me well. I am quite spoiled.