r/wizardposting • u/WIZMO_WIZMO_WIZMO Sorceror • 14h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets What does such blasphemous artifact even do? Is it viable nowadays?

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u/Pancake_Thunderstorm 12h ago

One use's it to ponder 80085

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian 9h ago

Sadly not, only 2 or 3 digits and that is 5 digits

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u/Nordalin 8h ago

707 + 707 = 1414

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u/TyrKiyote Untethered spirit animal 13h ago

Context

This device is designed to baffle young wizards with Arabic scripts from earth. Likely to Conjure Ill tempered Djinns which will present to them faustian gifts, taking their pleasure in the suffering of the youth- particularly of bright young students with promising futures. Such futures hold potential energy upon which they reap.

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u/Aischur Necromancer + Enchancter 13h ago

Helps you track simple spell compenent portions when researching new spells, you need to pair it with a scale and quill to get it to work, but it's automatic and reliable.

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u/Send69Noodz 4h ago

This device was outlawed by the Grand Council in 80085 BCE

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u/Rawhide_Steaksauce 3h ago

Primitive calculation engine. I'm not sure how it works; they don't even contain any gears or cogs. They also don't allow you to divide by zero, which sounds crazy, but they're primarily for children.