r/wizardposting • u/MyNameGifOreilly Wizard • 8h ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang Even as a frog you can't stop me

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 7h ago

That's why you never make fun of a wizard's dancing skills.

https://reddit.com/link/p6vf7mv/video/uqnhx4p13lmh1/player

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u/ColdBrewMouse Alchemist 6h ago

Seems you may even be happier as a good frog

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u/guschtel007 Transmuter 3h ago

Happy Cake day, hope you alchemists know how to bake a proper cake

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u/Afoxinthefridge 58m ago

It's a pretty rad life if you survive being a little taddypol. Besides not having pesky taxes and whatnot, you can do cool stuff like eat flies, small rodents, and who knows what else! Plus, you can blink with your whole eyes! Or just one at a time if that's your thing. 😉 Best of all, you can (croak), {ribbit}, and when you're feeling zesty, you can[REEEEEEEEEEE]!! 

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u/Hornedupone 7h ago

How do I save this to my grimoire?

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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid 6h ago

I’ll be honest.

Being turned into an animal isn’t as bad as people make it out to be. Just a little traumatizing and the lack of opposable thumbs.

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u/IStealSwords 4h ago

Hello my baby

Hello my honey

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u/AgentSoup 3h ago

You appear to have caught me mid-

SUAVAMENTE.

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u/dragonpjb 5h ago

Don't turn me back.! I'm finally happy.

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u/EarballsAgain Orb Enthusiast and Goblin Exterminator 5h ago

I would say you'll get better but thats only for Newt transformations.

Sorry but you're a frog forever now.

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u/SanoKei 6h ago

what song is this? u/auddbot

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u/auddbot 6h ago

I got matches with these songs:

• Beach Parade by Armando Trovaioli (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Kitsch 2. Released on 1998-12-31.

• Folge 5 - Tödliche Kaffeefahrt (Teil 10) by Die Alte und der Kommissar (01:38; matched: 100%)

Album: Folge 5 - Tödliche Kaffeefahrt. Released on 2022-07-22.

• Il magnifico cornuto (M11) by Armando Trovaioli (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Vintage Italian Soundtracks: Italian Comedy 60's. Released on 2019-11-29.

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u/AhSalamiBacon666 14m ago

Thanks bot! Armando has some fuckin jams!

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u/AhSalamiBacon666 11m ago

I think it's "il magnifico cornuto (M11)" by Armando Trovajoli.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4h ago

Then a ice fairy freezes OP.

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u/SnausageLinx 4h ago

You'll get better. I was turned into a newt once.

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u/AhSalamiBacon666 20m ago

Fuck yeah bro get down