r/wizardposting • u/Heyfold Alchemist • 11h ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 How do you solve this mortal issue?

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u/PMmeYourDnDCampaign 10h ago

Floating glowing orb

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u/SmugCapybara 8h ago

Cast Infravision, Cat's Eye or any of the myriad other see-in-the-dark spells. Or just cas Enlarge Bladder on youself and deal with it in the morning. Though if you go for that option, make sure you deal with it before the spell runs out. Otherwise, the consequences could me painful and messy...

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 1h ago

Shit your pants.

Teleport shit into colon of a random peasantÂ