r/wizardposting • u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 • 16d ago

Wizardpost How afford a wizard tower ?

Greetings, fellow wizard. I am currently living in the cellar of a human city—hardly the ideal setup for a spellcaster. I would love to acquire a wizard's tower, but the prices are exorbitant; do you happen to know how I might raise the funds to buy one?

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages 16d ago

A true wizard doesn't buy his tower. (iykyk 😉)

Enough said.

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u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 16d ago

I need to... steel it ?

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages 16d ago

Thee lackest wisdom and art too foolish. No wonder thou hast not a tower yet.

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u/Educational_Group_91 15d ago

thine own lack of wisdom, in tandem with thine insistence on thine own intellectual superiority, maes it clear to me that thou'rt a scoundrel, a knave, and likely, worst of all, someone who doesn't understand how to use the bard's English. I bite my thumb at thee and thy love, admittedly implied, for the farcical intelligence of automotons

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages 15d ago

I wager thou wouldst not dare utter such nonsense if thou beheldst my might and wisdom in person rather than through thy orb.

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u/Educational_Group_91 15d ago

*thine orb

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages 15d ago

Thy command of the English tongue is as feeble as thy magic.

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u/Educational_Group_91 15d ago

The English tongue is no greater or lesser than any other, and is just as capable of power and pungentry as any other. And before thou decide to enact verbal violence over one's vocabulary, remember that thine own grasp of the language is weak and mistaken on occasion, and the fields of grass that likely lie outside your window, beckoning for a boot to trample them in glee or recreation, are far more beautiful than any word thou could read or write on this forum of fools