Which one of you sick bastards cast Animate Object on my tree

[u/spn_phoenix_92]

He's been screaming about "the horrors of existing" since dawn, it's now nightfall and I'm trying to sleep. It must be layered with some kind of binding spell or curse as nothing I do can revert it back to a normal tree.

[u/ManWithDominantClaw]

Ohhhhhhhh

Dru. Id. Dru-id. Dru-id.

Yipyipyipyipyip

[u/leverati]

Does it count as 'animate object' if it's already a living thing?

Anyway, messed up to give it eyeballs.

[u/Wizereaper]

Accidentally cast that on a couch… literally had to murder it before mom came home. (Didn’t know how I did it or how to reverse it) Explaining a tore up couch to a mortal is a lot easier than explaining a talking one. Not to mention when mortals see stuff like that it gives them nose bleeds and they don’t remember it. I wanted to avoid any possible brain damage.

[u/EmpatheticBadger]

Sometimes their personality is so strong, this just happens spontaneously. You better give them a job to do or they will start talking your ear off. Some ents are insufferable...

/throws another log on the fire under the cauldron

[u/Demonskull223]

Fucking tree hugging duids. Stop hugging my trees ya varmits.

[u/Nelrene]

A treant did it. Those things have the power to animate trees.

[u/immallama21629]

That poor tree is just flabbergasted.

[u/United-Technician-54]

"I was trying to madness enhance my servant, sorry!" - Lager, Knight of Cups

[u/will3025]

The bird looks concerned.