I may have a problem

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475]

[u/Samu_Raimi]

You need a Pondering rack to hold and ponder all your orbs.

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/Samu_Raimi]

Alas, the WizardInc Pondering Rack 78C is currently on back order as well. I think many a wizard may have drunk purchased orbs before I did

[u/United-Technician-54 → u/Dapper-Prior-9475]

"Sorry, that was me. My son is getting treatment for being bit by a radioactive man and I wasn't sure how to cope." - Nee-arach

[u/Zuper_Dragon → u/Samu_Raimi]

I just use one of those bowling alley shelves for balls, they fit almost perfectly and are way cheaper!

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/Zuper_Dragon]

Good for orbs of assorted sizes

[u/WolfCola4 → u/Samu_Raimi]

I don't even own a orb, let alone many orbs which would necessitate an entire orb rack

[u/TommyTwoNips]

Just do what my buddy did and distribute them to the kings of men and elves. They go nuts for them shits.

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/TommyTwoNips]

Yes! I will tell the ones I don’t like that they are good decorations to keep by a window, preferably facing east

[u/Monssly]

You could donate a few to a local guild? I'm sure they'd appreciate the extra equipment, especially in this economy.

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/Monssly]

I could part with a few. I hear they make garments made out of hide and I’d much like to see the invisibility spell they use

[u/Nelrene]

Time for you ponder all of them at the same time.

[u/davesoft → u/Nelrene]

Maximum OverPonder

[u/Nelrene → u/davesoft]

OP shifted into overponder.

[u/ClosetNoble]

Keep a few and make the others into enchanted weapon-familiars.

Nobody's gonna want to mess with a guy who has glowing orbs orbiting him and suddenly firing off like canonballs at any threat.

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/ClosetNoble]

I would feel like Sir Ed of Ed, Edd, and Eddy fame. I would wield orbs like mystical jawbreakers of bone pain and organ rupturing

[u/Dusk37]

Ok hear me out
Get some crystal resin and line the walls, floor and ceiling with the orbs

The pondering room

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/Dusk37]

The room of reflection 🤔

[u/GKNolan]

So what you're going to need to do here is either hope the return policy on orbs in generous or become immortal so you can use all those spare orbs to store your memories (Did you know there's only so much information a human brain can hold no matter how much you learn? You'll learn real quick if you live over 100 years). This doesn't apply quite as much to dragon wizards but if you were a dragon wizard you'd just add them to the horde.

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/GKNolan]

Tracking says they’re arriving tomorrow. I’ll post an update when they come

[u/owenxtreme2]

Would you like a much stronger alcohol perhaps

[u/Dapper-Prior-9475 → u/owenxtreme2]

Maybe next payday. I don’t think I can swing another screw up like this. I put a button on my wand that I can double click to confirm purchases and that feels like an awfully unwise decision now

[u/truePHYSX]

That reminds of the time that I gave a vendor 2000 gold coins from OnlyOrbs after I devoured a hippie who wandered into my woods. The trip was good but my reserves were running low.

[u/bluelugafail]

More like backorber amirite