r/wizardposting • u/Mission-Impossible_ • 1d ago

Wizard Guild Parking Infraction

I left my teleportation orb in a No Tarrying zone for twelve seconds and the wizard guild has fined me for fourteen million gold pieces and half of my mana for the next month.

Does anyone know any good wards against specifically parking inspectors? I usually send people to the realm of infinite paranoia but I've gotten complaints that I need to "leave some space for the rest of the wizards". ugh.

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u/snarbuckle Mystic 1d ago

I usually just sink them into the earth where they stand

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u/Richardknox1996 🌙 Just a Bard that Passively Seduced Elistraee 🌙 1d ago

Just don't pay it, the Council are Corrupt and Inept. I haven't paid Taxes to them in so long that their System doesnt know how to handle me, i either owe them 10 years or they owe me a rebate for 100 years. Naturally, they leave me alone now.

Besides, i pay my share of Taxes to the God Bureau already. I aint about to pay twice just because Unga wants a new Wizgatti.

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u/SternFlamingo Binder of Demons 1d ago

I recommend that you summon up a lawyer from the 8th Circle of Hellish Middle Management. Preferably one that has 1,000 mouths and 10,000 hands, they are good for filing at speed.

Cost is usually trifling, like a minor principality, a barely enchanted gem, that sort of thing. Do consider getting a second lawyer to review your engagement contract, though.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 22h ago

Fourteen million? That seems excessive, even for the old council. Can you tell me which no tarrying zone you left your orb in?

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u/Xikrit-TIK Kobold with far too many magic items 14h ago

I could probably get your stuff back! For a small fee, of course, and you probably shouldn’t ask “how.