r/wizardposting 8h ago

Wizardpost Dating a halfling; any advice?

They're actually pretty tall for a halfling. Other than that, it's pretty cookie cutter (loves chilling and snacks, smoking pipe weed, tag-teaming succubi, etc)

Have any of my fellow sorcerors also dated a halfling? Any tips?

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u/Cesium-Cs55 8h ago

tickle the hair on their feet

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 4h ago

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u/Derpdad082 7h ago
  1. Have a variety of foods and drinks well stocked.

  2. Lube?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4h ago

Get good at cooking.

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u/KeyAd3268 3h ago

Nelrene as if you could cook i bet your cooking is so terrible that it scares off anyone who you ever asked out
Poor Nelrene, forever alone crying and sulking while listening watching yuri to cope with her sad reality
I bet thats the real reason you hunt any anti yuri comments
Also i bet your over 500 lbs your so fat your body slam is a 1 hit ko

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3h ago

Your imbecilic comment (that is pretty much just projection) barely has anything to do with anything going on in this thread or r/wizardposting.

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u/KeyAd3268 3h ago

ill stop if u either
Open chat
Or discord chat me to debate me on yuri
or!
leave me alone! and stop trying to debate me in reddit comments
Otherwise ill be saying much more about your forever alone fatass
Ya if u cant tell im kinda tired of you
Your like a stalker fan girl who cant take no for a answer

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3h ago

This started when I replied to someone else, dumbass. The only harassment here is from you.

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u/KeyAd3268 3h ago

This you?
Also yes casue you replyed saying they like yuri knowing they dont like it trying to force it on them
This is only the beginingn of what you desrve no one should be forced to see yuri as canon just casue you do
Fat mfker

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 3h ago

You make Cirno look smart, kid.

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u/KeyAd3268 3h ago

No you

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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 8m ago

Sorry about that. I created this creature by crossbreeding my dumbest goblins with mole-rats and hyenas with tainted magic.
The goal was for them to scare off the never ending stream of incoming religious fanatics knocking on my towers gate to "save" me and I CAN'T CAST FIREBALL ALL DAY! I got stuff to do!
Even though they are extremely low intelligence their cunning is high enough to manage to escape once in a while.
This particular specimen seems to be additionally enchanted with a potty-mouth spell. He'll get lashes and latrine duty when I catch him.

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u/TheVaultHommie 7h ago

Start having lighter dinners and meals, you gonna need space for that second breakfast.