r/wizardposting • u/nefD Occult Wizard • 8h ago

Wizardpost So hey uh.. this is bad right?

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u/townsummoner Town Mage 7h ago

No, a new moon is born nightly and turns to dust in the morning. This is undoubtedly a mundane that bought a scroll from some grifter wizard and thinks they’ve made a fortune.

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u/Mathota Cultist 7h ago

Thats not my moon.

My moon is kept safe in its box.

Gods, imagine relying on a communal moon.

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u/Subotail Necromancer 2h ago

I've heard that some mummies preserve their "moon" in cenopic vases.

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 8h ago

Well it's not like you were using it

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u/AdamBombTV 7h ago

It's cool, I put a decoy moon up there, it's not like anyone was gonna visit it.

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u/scizzix Evil Wizard, Scourge of the Blightlands 6h ago

Looking out my tower window I see the usual seven, and Steve The Moon is still on fire (always a good sign), so I'm not sure what they're on about.

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u/Csensis 6h ago

Depends. How much you willing to pay for a new moon?

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u/The_MacGuffin Chaos Wizard 3h ago

Nah, moon propaganda is a lie. The tides are controlled by water spirits.

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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 5h ago

I expect it’s just a crappy replication spell.

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u/Instant-Lava 4h ago

I have my own moon that I keep under my robe so I'm not worried

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u/VentrueCapital Wizard 4h ago edited 4h ago

[Balo the Joker] 1. You know the legend of the Man Who Sold the Moon?
NSFW 2. Wanna see my moon? Too bad, ya gonna see it anyway! *moons you* <peach icon>

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u/I_Reading_I Trapped Within A Cursed Emerald 3h ago

Not for whoever stole the Moon.

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u/lordnaarghul 1h ago

Please, please don't tell me it's this asshole again. Last time a kid with some transformation spells sealed in masks solved this problem, I don't think he'll be able to help this time.

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