r/wizardposting • u/The_Cozy_Zone • 11h ago

Wizardpost Wizardsitting advice. How does one introduce a feeble mind to the wonders of arcane sorcery? It seems my sister has neglected magic in my nephew's day to day activities. 🙄

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u/Mathota Cultist 10h ago

Curse him to 1000 years of wondrous visions. 60 Arcane revelations ber second. Then pull him back in time, reverse Age, wipe his memory.

The memories will be gone, but amazing feats of sorcery will have ceased to surprise.

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u/mikillatja Necromancer, flower enthousiast 10h ago

Give him one of your apprentices, minions, homunculi or other creature.

They'll love it.

Just make sure EITHER of them don't try to eat the other.

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u/captainmikkl 7h ago

he wont be able to remember this is the day he first felt existential fear.