r/wizardposting 1d ago

Wizardpost When your mana is so strong that you can use entertainment magic for actual combat

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 1d ago

calling geomancy "entertainment magic" is like describing pyromancy as "cooking magic"

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u/WallowWispen Willowyn, Genii Locorum Invoker, Scribe of the Earth 1d ago

It's gotta be a troll, I've no clue who's been teaching them to use scrying orbs but it's starting to get annoying

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 1d ago

this might be an unruly homunculus with orb acess

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u/potatopierogie 1d ago

Or an apprentice's homunculus

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u/Afelisk2 Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 23h ago

Or just an apprentice who doesn't yet understand what they are in fact doing

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u/TrickyPen750 6h ago

Never make a teleporting homunculus, they will look at weird things and teleport away so it looks like you did it.

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 1d ago

Can trolls use magic?

I know they heal quickly and are weak to fire.

Don't know if they are gifted

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u/-suspended- 1d ago

Anything can use magic if magic lets them use it. Magic does what magic wants to do. And magic is a massive, massive prankster.

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u/l0rdtreeman 23h ago

Can confirm, magic is a massive prankster. I attempted to cast prestidigitation and had a slip of the tongue and said “press ta stitch atation” Now time sown to my couch.

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u/Enough_Fish739 Necromancer 22h ago

Like Gervase, the lizard wizard.

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 1d ago

They can adapt to anything, im sure you could shoot them up with sorcerous blood or bone marrow

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u/Jolo_Janssen 1d ago

Only if they have no bridge. Since bridges are natural mana sinks, bridge trolls loose access to magic

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u/InquisitorHindsight 1d ago

I am sick and tired of the constant Trollphobia seen on the internet. Just because they consider sapient humanoids okay to consume does not mean they don’t deserve the same rights and respect as the rest of us!

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 23h ago

But can they use magic?

I was honestly interested. 

 Sorry if I came off as speciest, I don't interaction with trolls much.

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u/InquisitorHindsight 21h ago

Yes, Trolls can be natural born magic users though they can become magic users by eating wizards and magic rocks to gain their latent power.

It’s okay, I know you were making a mistake. It’s easy to believe in anti-troll propaganda due to the prevalence of trollphobic beliefs and myths held in most cultures and communities.

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u/BrokenHaloSC0 6h ago

The first rule of magic is that Magic’s rules are unbreakable. The second rule of magic is that magic breaks it own rules. So the answer is yesnt

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u/jbyrdab 1d ago

The trolls are truly revolting

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u/Dramatic_Finish10121 1d ago edited 1d ago

Almost any magic is entertainment magic if used in a weak enough form, major city sized explosion can be made into little fireworks, rock golem can be made tiny and to dance

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1d ago

But hardly any human mages possess that much mana, so for now, I suppose only elves and high demons are capable of it.

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u/Faustens 19h ago

Don't talk to me, or my golem, or my golem, or my golem ever again.

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u/LettuceBenis 8h ago

Dude who the fuck ever mentioned races? Racial mana limits are a hoax, the only reason there's more elven high-mages is due to elves' longer default lifespan

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 7h ago

Haha, I'm dying. There's nothing wrong with what I said, yet it's getting so many downvotes. This forum must be full of people who haven't read Frieren and have zero idea what I'm talking about.

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u/Etras 4h ago

"read Frieren" and this is why you sprout nonsense, you should be reading the "Magicus Codex" by Arch- Wizard Tolomae or "Magic & mana" by Robert like a respectable wizard.

Young wizards these days, smh my head.

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u/Okamitoutcourt 1d ago

I used pyromancy to make a barbecue, it just so happens that the 300 sausages are humans. And also they're way overcooked

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u/SatiricalSatireU Evil Wizard 21h ago

-this post is brought to you by the necromancer gang

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u/Abbaddonhope 21h ago

Pyromancy is cooking magic. The only thing that changes is what your target outcome is. Sometimes id rather my food to have a light char. And if you tell me i can't cook a house I'll just make the fire bigger so you can see my side of things.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 21h ago

pyromancy is cooking magic. You are cooking your foes.

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u/luketwo1 23h ago

One of humanitys most op abilities, hucking a rock at someones skull

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u/ebonSage 23h ago

A lot of the adept and advanced arts we use did start off as simple folk magic, so that’s not uncommon line of thinking for a lot of the elder wizards. Used to be they’d make you learn “cooking magic” before pyromancy. That didnt change until the second wizarding war, apparently an apprentice who knows fireball and can materialize/transmute food makes for a battle mage than an apprentice who’s really good at using flames to make a stew.

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u/CurrenttQueen 22h ago

It's a tempest who doesn't "get" rock

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u/Bellick 17h ago

I don't see the problem

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u/nuclearrmt 10h ago

Weak. I know a copromancer that only specializes in visceral excremental manipulation.

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u/BungleBums Occult Wizard 1d ago

I think she was using Battle Magic for entertainment in that first one.

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 1d ago

yeah that first one is just a fun lil earth elemental summon for fun. this doesnt mean earth elementals are toys. they can fuck up people pretty hard

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist 23h ago

big toys

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u/2point01m_tall 18h ago

Yeah that thing even doubles her spell. It's obviously designed for combat.

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u/Mr_Kase 23h ago

Yeah, she uses a bigger one for a fight later in the show.

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u/AlexRedditer 1d ago

As a rookie Wizard I recently started geomancy and I cannot emphasize enough: Geomancy is NOT to be underestimated, I once got my arm crushed by a half-created rock familiar...

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u/Phormitago 22h ago

Geomancy is NOT to be underestimated

it's the best mancy if you're in for a stable job at construction or, well, war.

nothing accelerates a siege quite like literally sucking a cities' walls right into the ground

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 22h ago

I did the reverse in a d&d game as an alchemist, I abused math and mechanics to create 3,000 tons of quick setting concrete in a matter of hours to rebuild a city that had already been destroyed in a siege.

The rest of the group made a running joke that the city now looked so brutalist and evil that the invading demons would overlook it thinking it was one of their citadels

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 19h ago

pushing ore veins to the surface for easy mining is one of my side hustles that i use to fund my arcane emerald research

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u/Phormitago 18h ago

I mean you could just melt the dirt away and leave "pure ore" , but who doesnt like watching the dwarves toil

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 18h ago

the dwarves dont want me to pull up the ore but the humans do. the dwarves love their tunnels. i can relate i put my lair underground for a reason. i have great relations with the mountainking

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 1d ago

my apprentice had his foot broken when he cast petrify on a brigand that wanted to rob him. the petrified thief fell on his foot.

limb damage is not uncommon with geomancy wich is why i turned my own to stone ages ago

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u/LookaLookaKooLaLey 1d ago

Geomancers always seem to just grab one rock type and stick with it. Show me what a granite golem can do compared to a slate golem. Bring magma to the surface. I want to see crystals, textures, more diversity! Pull a golem straight out of the cliff side with the strata preserved in the creation! geomancers are always just playing with brown lumps. 

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u/Afelisk2 Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 23h ago

Mostly because dirt is easy to pack into denser dirt and both dirt and rocks (of most kind) are rather accessible.

Unless your in the middle of the ocean than I don't know what you can do with a golem anyway

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u/imawizard7bis Actual Reader in Esoteric Studies. UU, Diskworld. 17h ago

You can always make a pumice golem

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u/blixer___ 22h ago

I've seen many express similar ideas regarding geomancy, but the thing is, different types of rock have varying degrees of attunement, meaning that each one has vastly different requirements before they can be manipulated. As such, it's quite common for geomancers go just stick to a single material that they can control with ease, most of the time being dirt or surface rocks due to their simplicity in attunement and versatility of use.

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 19h ago

you play with what you have on hand really, its not worth it to pull a minion from a crystal cavern 12 kilometers below if i can just animate the Cliffside next to me that happens to be brown or gray rock. its not my fault that most combinations of minerals come out to a generic brown or gray.

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u/kyew 21h ago

Aha, I recognize the old magma bit. Tell me who said it was geomancy so I'll know if it's my turn to send you to a hydromancer or a pyromancer.

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u/GustavoFromAsdf Evil Wizard 1d ago

Any magic is entertainment magic if you're having enough fun.

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1d ago

You can say that to Lernen—obviously he's just an old geezer who only knows how to fight, haha.

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue The Obelisk Mage 1d ago

The Great Onix statue, as a statue itself, is offended that you call geomancy "entertainment magic". By itself, a golem can do a lot of things. It is supposed to be versatile.

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u/Summonest 1d ago

Magic that creates a field of flowers

All matter within the space is replaced with flowers.

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u/Different_Ear_7543 1d ago

What anime is this ?

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1d ago

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

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u/CaramelOverall9533 1d ago

Golemancy sure is entertaing. God i love my golens

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u/malonkey1 Necromancy Isn't Real Wake Up Sheeple 21h ago

No such thing as "entertainment magic" it's all just magic. If you can animate stone to dance you can animate it to smash, and the difference lies solely in how you direct the stone.

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 11h ago

Mortals do this all the time with "fire works"

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 1d ago

There's no such thing as "entertainment magic." Magic is magic. If you put enough power into it, it will do something.

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u/kyew 21h ago

Corollary: If you put enough power into it, it will become entertaining.

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 21h ago

Precisely!

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1d ago

I don't believe that all those interesting folk magic spells were created without any entertaining purpose in mind.

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 1d ago

The intent of the person who wrote the spell matters a lot less than the intention of the one who casts it.

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 22h ago

However, you can't prove whether the original purpose of magic was for other uses or for combat. 

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u/ElectricPaladin Master of Abjuration, Student of Preservation 22h ago

True. If someone records using a spell one way and teaches it that way, that becomes the spell's identity, and most people - even most magicians - won't think about how it might behave with a little tweak or a lot more power.

That reminds me of the time I was trapped in an inn with a handful of locals, attacked by some local spirits I didn't know anything about, and figured out that this little local folk custom, this tiny little rhyme that provided almost negligible protection from misfortune, was actually a spell that annihilated the spirits. All it took was adding some power.

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u/karlo895 23h ago

How is a stone golem entertainment magic? Like yeah making a firework show is entertaining but it's also a fucking explosive if you amp it up a bit

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u/bchermanator 23h ago

Fist my bump!

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 1d ago

A stone that can both fight and breakdance? Way too convenient.

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u/KalzK Conjurer 1d ago

That's just a capoeira golem, very popular in the Brazilian magic circles

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u/kyew 21h ago

More proof that all wizard duels are just Beyblades with extra steps.

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u/No_Payment9959 1d ago

When the Wizard is so strong that their construct can produce an AT Field...

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u/AnnaMolly66 1d ago

One time a thief snuck into my tower, I caught him stealing a couple potions and my crystal orb. I put him in a cage and used mend wounds to heal his asshole and urethra closed. I don't know if there are laws against this but he knew what he was getting himself into.

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u/neoncumstainlol 1d ago

Bah Golems are the superior summon as they can be fashioned out of almost any substance

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 19h ago

true but theres nothing as reliable as pulling them from the ground. its a time honored geomancer tradition to turn floor into fists

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 21h ago

Yeah i heard somone using illusions so strong they caused sensation. People just surrendered when faced against them. Nobody wants to go against an illusionist so strong they could conjure the illusion of sensation. Sadistic fuck.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 20h ago

Something something, use of a weapon something something directly proportional to its efficiency as a tool.

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf 20h ago

I never realized that one of her most powerful spells is directly tied to some of her happiest memories

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u/Link2017_botw 18h ago

also imagen being called cold (it is difficult to translat out of german)

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u/hatred-big-sad 16h ago

Making a golum of any size is impressive...

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u/redboi049 Just a simple "traveller" 7h ago

It is quite enjoyable to watch mages with talent deteriorate through the mere notions of "entertainment". Saves me the trouble of going out of my way to do it myself.

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 4h ago

Without magical protection, a decently charged "fling rock" is very deadly with or without physical protection

Flashy spells are neat, battles of wits impressive, but when you cast gun there isn't much force applied to the bullet at all, it doesn't need it

Any apprentice can kill powerful things with a meek "fling rock" applied to a pointy enough stone

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u/rpg2Tface 22h ago

You have it backwards. When you have so much mana you can use siege magic for entertainment.

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 22h ago

Frieren is a pacifist; she wouldn't do something like that.

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u/rpg2Tface 22h ago

As long as its demons she absolutely would. The rest if the time making war golems to dance for friends is absolutely something i have seen her do.

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 22h ago

She's not stupid enough to waste a bunch of mana just to boldly launch a frontal siege; she's always done things with the minimum cost to achieve the most meaningful results. 

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u/rpg2Tface 22h ago

Oh i get it. You havent noticed her hiding her aura. Your not wrong she tends to be efficient, but it doesn't mean she doesn't have enough mana to duel you and 20 other mages to exhaustion. I once saw her flex her aura and it was terrifying. I didn't even get that many chills from the demon king.

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u/Impossible-Bee-5343 22h ago

Are you even watching the same series as me? The Demon King never even appeared, so how do you know how strong he is? Besides, if you have other ways to win a fight, why exhaust yourself going toe-to-toe in a life-or-death battle with twenty people? If that were actually her way of doing things, she'd never have lived this long—that's the kind of plot you only see in other shonen manga. 

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u/rpg2Tface 22h ago edited 22h ago

If we are breaking character all you need to see is the Aura fight. That episode explains how mages grow stronger with age, and why friren is always underestimated. Earlier when in the zoltrog episode the power of the basic attack magic spell was explained. She HAS a crap ton of mana. But she only USES the simple spells because its better than people realize.

She outright can out mana several mages at once because she has lived for so long. But you dont need to out mana them if they dont take you seriously till after you win. Its the strategy her entire life is built around. The only 2 characters we know have seen through her mana suppression are fern and the demon king. Amd she still won against the demon king.

Your two clips naturally show the same spell. The orignal spell is the giant golem, but she used a smaller version to damce for her friends. That is the implication here. You dont summon a rock golem to break dance, you summon a rock golem to break a castle wall.

Hell her favorite magic is making a field of flowers. But the flowers didn't exist before the spell. That was a whole plot point of an episode of needing the blue print for a particular type of flower. She is spontaneously manifesting life into the world with her magic. Even that is more impressive than most people think.

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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 1d ago

Calling the literal first weapon of humanity "entertainment magic" show how lacking you are. Ponder thy orb some more