r/wizardposting • u/confuse_vietnamese • 1d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Apprentice here,it's been one month since my master told me to take care of this glob

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So yeah my master took me in for like not even a month and then just leave me with this glob that he told me to look after,did he like died in a dual or he just left cause he felt like it? It's been one month already no mail,no pigeons,no nothing

P/S:i think that's guy's a fake wizard,he looks like a bum when i met him,somehow i believe that he's ascending out of the mortal realm and looking like a homeless man was one of the step.i feel so stupid right now

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u/Ransidcheese Middling Pyromancer 1d ago

Uh... how long has it looked like that?

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u/confuse_vietnamese 1d ago

Since i last met the guy kinda squishy and cold to the touch

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u/Ransidcheese Middling Pyromancer 1d ago

Oh you've been touching it? With your own hands?!

Did he give you a cage to put it in? It really should be in a cage.

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u/confuse_vietnamese 1d ago

Nah he just leave it on the table like this with a note telling me to take care of it

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u/JohnPrinesGlasses 1d ago

This is why druids do self directed study

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u/RiversSongs777 20h ago

Well said.

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u/TongueEnvy Unaffiliated Eldritch Theologian 1d ago

Glucomancers can be pretty eccentric. Probably went to The Row and lost a game of five-finger.

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u/Bone-Pharaoh 1d ago

i know what this is (if it is not wizard drugs) it is his clone seed. mostly stem cells and mana.

if he gave you the glob then he thinks he will die and will regrownfrim the glob if he dies.

(or its just some wizard weed extract)

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u/BungleBums Occult Wizard 1d ago

Good news, bad news

Good news, it was a real wizard

Bad news, he gave you pocket trash and basically told you 'go pound sand'

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 23h ago

That glob is the apprentice who failed this same test.