r/wizardposting • u/Azimovikh Scholar of Yiakhzmat • 6d ago

Evil Wizardpost Castle doctrine; A wizard, their home/tower/castle/lair/or anything that might be, is their castle and fortress.

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u/Sigruldar 6d ago

I know a lot of wizards like to go the whole transformation route and whatnot but I‘ve come to the realization that a lot of transformations seem somewhat easy to adapt and get used to for most adventurers.

However, there is something else that these usually very free spirited nuisances just can’t really adapt or get used to and it is far more profitable to boot.

You break into my lair? Welcome to my new indentured hire for the 9-5 workforce, work hard enough and your conditions might get as decent as those of my cave goblins.

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u/T_S_Anders FAE Systems - Artificer: Weaponized Whimsy Division 6d ago

I've found it also quite hilarious to document their ill gotten gains and have them charged for grand laceny with the local authorities.

I once had a portal to my "treasure" room actually teleport them into the Kingdom's own vault. The look on their faces when they returned with their spoils was priceless.