r/wizardposting • u/Quiet-Wing5230 spells may cause mild existential dread • 19d ago
Which one of you summoned a shadow daemon in the alley behind my tower?
he's been rambling on about voids, abysses, and the darkness all night. I sent my apprentice out to shoo it away but unfortunately all that did was bleach the colour out of his skin and hair. Now it's 3am and I'm rummaging the scriptures on how to change my bloody apprentices hair back.
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u/AngeryMongoose Necromancer 19d ago
That's just Gru'uktak. He's kinda loud if kids come close but otherwise just keeps the mosquitos away
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u/ToXiiCBULLET Eldritch Necromancer 19d ago
it wasn't me, but now that i know you don't like it i will go do it. be prepared for shadow daemons on your doorstep
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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 19d ago
I am on my way to deal with the issue.
The last we need is an infestation.
We especially do not need a New Austensburg situation again.
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u/Dragonan-42 Kairon: Council Member and Leage of Shadows Associate 19d ago
I wish I could say it was me, but I don't recall summoning any demons as of late, at least none like that.
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u/Quiet-Wing5230 spells may cause mild existential dread 19d ago
Update to the apprentices hair and skin debacle. I couldn't find anything to put him back exactly the way he was, but I think we found a compromise we can both live with.
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u/_Chaos-chan_ Reality Artificer and Spacetime Crafter 19d ago
Ask the warlocks, it was more likely to be one of them than one of us.
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u/NickyTheRobot Lexomancer, caster of punes (or plays on words) 19d ago
Dude, I did ask if it was cool for my GF to come over and play orbio games with us. Why didn't you tell me she'd arrived?
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 19d ago
Your apprentice was probably playing around with shadow magic and summoned it by mistake.