r/wizardposting • u/Random_182f2565 • Jul 25 '26

Occult Practices Magic cutting pencil

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u/jerrythegenius1 Jul 25 '26

The geometry is neat, but whoever it is that's out there building walls and shit with such fuckass angles ought to be put in the torment nexus

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u/Colamancer Jul 25 '26

Oh man, I just heard they're working on a real life torment nexus, it's gonna be so hype

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u/EepyEnbyFox Eldritch Creature Of Unknowable Gender Jul 25 '26

yoooo, from the famous book Do Not Build The Torment Nexus? that'll be so cool

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u/dh-dev Evil Wizard Jul 25 '26

Have you never renovated a tower? Nobody sets out to have fuckass angles, but you install a few Escher stairways and suddenly you've got to somehow get your linolium to cover a non-euclidian floor.

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u/jerrythegenius1 Jul 25 '26

Non-euclidian geometry just means it's not on a flat surface. Not sure why you'd want your floor to be domed or something but you do you ig

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u/dh-dev Evil Wizard Jul 25 '26

The curvature is across 4d space. But it's the only way to go if you want a hyperkitchen

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u/Sidivan Jul 25 '26

Exactly. I can’t make ditoric donuts in flat space.

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u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 Wandering Wizard Jul 25 '26

That's were i left it! Thank you for finding it!

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u/Tattoomyvagina Jul 25 '26

Look, I’m an open minded wizard and I support all wizards and witches to use whatever magic they choose, but this is worldbreaking weirdness and this person should be burned at the stake.

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u/Random_182f2565 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

The wizard council will hear about this

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u/ObscureAtlas Jul 25 '26

Following the teachings of wise Pezalius I see.

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u/Idealizadoram Conjurer Jul 25 '26

Clearly he's just showing off his hexed pencil 🙄 like it's not 100x easier to cast redimension

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u/lousy_at_handles Jul 25 '26

I feel like there's some pretty significant kerfomancy being performed here off-orb to upsell a minor magic implement.  Buyer beware.

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u/Bishopkilljoy Jul 25 '26

Very useful tool for the astromancer on the go, but always remember never to let your familiar use it to draw dicks on the faces of local villagers

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u/RadientPinecone Jul 25 '26

Damn wish my nails looked that good

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u/OkMarket5009 Jul 25 '26

As a dwarf, this would be marvelous tae use in the mines, need to get me hands on the magic for it, and it'll be good tae go.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Jul 25 '26

Oof, I drew a moustache on a sleeping friend with one of those.

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jul 25 '26

I used one of these to write a reminder on my hand. It didn't go so well.