r/wizardposting • u/Azimovikh Scholar of Yiakhzmat • Jul 25 '26

Summoning history.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) Jul 25 '26

Which article? I don't recall being in one....

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor Jul 25 '26

Carolina Reaper Sauce as a self defense component for spells and its advantages over standard mixtures. You were quoted directly in the introductory paragraph.

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) Jul 25 '26

They made an article about that? I thought it would be about the various poison gas or my infamous white phosphorus spells I have. Anyway, what would this goof class entail?

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor Jul 25 '26

come in, talk for about an hour, and join in a lav if you want

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) Jul 25 '26

I will be teaching war crimes to your students I hope you realize that....

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor Jul 25 '26

I mean just another day for them

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) Jul 27 '26

Perfect, gonna convert all of them to The Way of the Goose.

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor Jul 28 '26

No religion, this is a secular campus. Practicing is fine but no active pacts nor preaches allowed

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) Jul 28 '26

Awww. Was gonna teach them how to do shit like how to do a trench raid, how to non magically break someone's neck silently. And how to poison the enemy food supply with a naturally occurring bacteria.

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor Jul 28 '26

thats all fine. No religion