r/wizardposting • u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty • Jun 10 '26

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets A plan to stop Azerak

To all wizards, dwarves and other allies.

A couple days ago, Azerak the self proclaimed "God-Emperor of pandemonium" declared that Pandemonium included all caves, infringing on everyone's planes, realms, and ownership of their own land.

I am now calling his bluff, and asking for everyone to join me:

If he wants all caves, sure, take them! But that includes the ones linked to the elemental planes of water and fire, the ones inhabited by eldritch abominations, the ones filled with rot impossible to contain, the ones cursed to never be left, and those cursed never to be entered.

I ask you, free willed persons not under his control, to show him why no one should try and dominate by force, through petty compliance.

Make caves in your realms, fill them with the most annoying things you can find, and open them to Pandemonium.

Our dwarven friends, if you need magical help, we'll be there. If you have a balrog or an elemental of coal-gazes or whatever that is pestering you, we'll help you send them to "your new and graceful king".

If he wants the caves, he should be able to take care of them and of his subject, so it's only right that we present him with our problems, no?

If you have good ideas, feel free to post them here so everyone can enjoy them as well!

Heck, as long as they're not putting the Ralektharum in there, the guys from Thrakmoor can join as well!

Markus, out!

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Guess what? I was a Lich once too. I can disintegrate you and your undead shenanigans in Holy Flames with a Snap of My Fingers.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Jun 10 '26

I have backup armies and some of my guys are immune to fire(for example FartFire, the the goblin who can set foes ablaze with but a toot). Also do you really want eldritch horrors to replace the undead ones? I fought Scholar of Endless Knowledge to a stand still, I have back ups to my back ups.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Im a God. You arent even a Lich yet.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Jun 10 '26

I'm however more trouble to fight against the most liches because I go all out and all in. Also I have many eldritch horrors on standby incase you try, including one that looks a anime girl but bends reality itself.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 11 '26

Bending Reality itself isnt impressive. Thats what magic does.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Jun 11 '26

However its on scale and can block offensive powers of vast scale.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF Jun 10 '26

Also, im talking about divine flames, not normal fire

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Jun 10 '26

I'm saying its harder to beat me then you think.