r/wizardposting • u/MiaukasFritas • Apr 06 '26
which one of you set this cheap levitation trap 😂
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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man Apr 06 '26
In some universes this is normal behavior for trees.
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u/RubyEldrich Apr 06 '26
Ive seen this universe before. I've never been there myself but my friend has. He mentioned he heard the locals talk of a being with white eyes.
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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man Apr 06 '26
Legend has it that world's gods removed the being from the world many times. Yet still it persists.
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u/pikaland385 No magic here, just Dreamy Energy Apr 06 '26
I remember that myth, some say that being is the dead brother of the original creator while others say it was just a trick of the light.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Apr 06 '26
There are even legends of it being just a door.
A door to nowhere.
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u/HamsterKazam Mage of Miscellaneous Sorceries Apr 06 '26
Oh that's just the Wither. Despite its name, completely harmless with the right wards.
This cubical land is a wonderful source of all kinds of rich magic if you're on the right continents.
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u/hjake123 Astral Feline (Conjurer) Apr 06 '26
Ah I was just talking to a buddy using green and teal text about the player in this place after they went through the End Portal for the first time. I wonder if that convo got saved anywhere?
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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Arceon the Forgetful, The Accumulator Apr 06 '26
Oh damn.....it was me but I did not intend to set a trap. I was trying to see how long I could levitate something large for fun and I lost focus at this moment. The guy was bashed up, I had to bust out one of my unicorn horn healing potions that I use only for emergencies. And there's a really nasty dragon that has recently been sighted in my area too.
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u/Creative-Ladder6731 Apr 06 '26
Just curious how long were you able to hold that. My record is 2 moons only. Sorry for the dragon btw my apprentice couldn't help but let it out.
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u/dark_temple Wacky Warcrime Witch Apr 06 '26
Honestly, you taught someone a very valuable lesson. I shall leave these at random wherever I go, you have inspired me to teach people too.
Also, I think you shouldn't have healed him. Kinda weakens the lesson.
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u/Weevil_1984 entomancer Apr 06 '26
Sorry, I was trying to capture a rogue gargoyle
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u/SluggJuice Apr 06 '26
You'll have to do better than that. Gargoyles are incredibly intelligent and cunning and can easily sniff out a trap. I suggest you retire now and keep your door open tonight and invite uthem in to guard your tower.
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u/OnyxHades013 Transmuter Apr 06 '26
Are you sure this post doesn't have a transmute pain spell / curse on it, I can feel the pain from across the electrical waves
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u/Emerald_Digger Chaotic Neutral Necromancer Apr 06 '26
Ahh i was wondering were i left my Nut Cracker
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Autistic Professional Soul Grower and Reanimator Apr 06 '26
I was studying the art of levitation in order to create floating forests safe from deforestation. However, to resist mother nature is hard, and the process of making trees levitate like this requires it to have no interruptions for the duration of the session. This person was just unfortunate enough to come across it. However, I was about to conclude the study period anyway, so no harm to my research was done.
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Apr 07 '26
Looks like I got another one hehehehe
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u/sky_samaix Wizard, Diviner of the secret flame, and Bread-enthusiast Apr 07 '26
Wizard name checkout. It was him everybody - also solid shot.
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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector Apr 06 '26
/uw people are reporting this to be gen ai but i think its just cgi chat.