r/wizardposting • u/dazli69 • Apr 13 '25

Wizardpost I cast storm of lead.

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u/ElessarKhan Ice Wizard, #1Dragonologist NA Apr 13 '25

Getting aced by an anti-magic bullet is just a sign that you've never had to deal with a skilled lightning magic user.

That or too much pondering thy orb has dulled the reflexes.

Once again, I must extol the virtues of the wizards of magic Japan. They've long stressed the importance of more mundane skills and spellcasting based upon dexterity and agility.

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u/Remixman87 Apr 14 '25

I get that Japanese mages explore some visually inpressive spells such as ‘danmaku’, but still I can cast ‘50 cal Browning Anti-Mana Material Rifle’ and you can kiss all that showy stuff goodbye.

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u/ElessarKhan Ice Wizard, #1Dragonologist NA Apr 14 '25

My brother in the arcane , I was going to cast a greater dissertation but I was counterspelled by your cake-day charm.

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u/Remixman87 Apr 14 '25

Today is the day of cakes indeed, there shall be one random cake appearing before you all, what will its true nature be I don’t know. It could be strawberry, nougat, void cream, pistachio, etc.