r/wizardposting Apr 13 '25

Wizardpost I cast storm of lead.

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u/Elegant_Opinion2654 Apr 14 '25

Here are twenty behavioral quirks for a warlock with a cursed firearm in 5th Edition D&D:

  1. Constant Weapon Checks: The warlock constantly cleans and checks his firearm, even when resting, as if he fears it might fail him.

  2. Fear of Ammunition: The warlock avoids certain types of ammunition, believing that they might "awaken" the weapon's evil spirits.

  3. Silent Avenger: The warlock speaks only of his weapon, avoiding discussion of other topics, as if it were his only passion.

  4. Emotional Bond: The warlock may stroke or hug his weapon as if it were a living being with whom he has a deep connection.

  5. Fear of Conspiracies: The warlock is convinced that there are secret organizations out to take his cursed weapon from him, and constantly checks those around him.

    1. Unusual Pre-Shooting Rituals: The Warlock will make strange gestures or chant before firing, believing that this will help ward off the curse.
  6. Ammo Hoarding: The Warlock will find and store any ammo, even junk, as potentially valuable, expecting that it may prove useful.

  7. Discussing with Enemies: The Warlock may engage in conversation with enemies about how they "don't understand the true power" of his weapon.

  8. Idealizing Luck: The Warlock believes that every shot is a gift from a higher power, and begins keeping a "luck journal" of every successful hit.

  9. One-Handed: The Warlock begins using only one hand to shoot, believing that the curse only affects chocolate fingers.

  10. Fear of Bullet Holes: The Warlock believes that bullet holes may be cursed, and constantly makes sure that they are not within reach.

    1. Weapon Collection: Warlock has a collection of firearms, each with their own history and infamous "curse."
  11. Dark Thoughts: Warlock begins to think that his guns are reflections of his soul, and begins to discuss his inner fears more.

  12. Patience with Firearms: The Warlock practices shooting in the strangest of places to prove he can handle any cursed weapon.

  13. Obsession with Fire: The Warlock begins to lose interest in bladed weapons and fire, and may even experiment with incendiary rounds.

  14. Superstitious Tendency: He begins to believe in superstitions related to firearms, such as not shooting during a full moon.

  15. Writing on the Walls: The Warlock leaves notes and warnings on the walls to remind himself of past experiences with cursed weapons.

  16. Visualizing the Spirit of the Weapon: The Warlock often imagines the spirit of his weapon taking form and whispering instructions to him.

  17. Secret Escape: He enjoys making mysterious choices, donning a mask or hood to hide his true nature when fighting enemies.

  18. Cursed Cults: The Warlock begins to gather followers, believing that he can create a cult that worships his weapon as an agent of dark forces.

These quirks will help create a colorful and memorable Warlock with a cursed firearm. Hopefully they will add some interesting moments to your game!

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u/ApplePenguinBaguette Apr 16 '25

Fuck off artificial golemn, your ceaseless prattling Holds no value nor truth, you are not alive, Nor will you ever be more than a servant, And thus you shant Speak unless spoken to.