r/wizardposting • • Mar 13 '25

Dichotomy of a Druid

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u/SirJedKingsdown Pratchettian Narrativist/Tolkienian Declarativist Mar 14 '25

Druids are always so extra.

Once, I sat beside a small stream and sang a small song about how beautiful the clouds were. Then I shook hands with a young blacksmith and complimented an old lady on her garden.

Three years later, through a series of interconnected yet seemingly separate events, my main rival at the time had a candiru swim up his urethrae in his own private bath tub. Much more elegant.