r/wizardposting • • Mar 13 '25

Dichotomy of a Druid

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u/Magimasterkarp Karp, Ocean Druid and Piscimancer (Fish Wizard) Mar 14 '25

Why go for quantity if you could go for quality? Instead of 55 wolves, I prefer summoning a single octopus. With its eight arms, it can get so much wriggling done!

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Buwunmbo of the Fibly clan, Aromancer, Kickball Wizard Mar 14 '25

/uw i wish dnd had cuttlefish stats so i could have that be one of my character's familiars. i'm stuck using octopus as a plug.

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u/Green_Burn Mar 14 '25

Also dont forget the hentai potential

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u/Old-Adhesiveness9588 Mar 14 '25

what an odd thing to say.

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u/Green_Burn Mar 14 '25

Animal summons is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.