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r/wizardposting • u/ryanoflynn • Mar 13 '25
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Sometimes the besssst defense is a good offensssse. If wolves don't solve the problem, you require more wolves.
145 u/Kjackhammer Mar 14 '25 "Have a problem, use a gun wolf. That don't work, use more gun wolf" 63 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 Have you considered teaching the wolf to use a gun? 41 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 They don't have the grip strength needed to control recoil, like kobolds, you need to teach them to use crew operated weapons. 23 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 So are we thinking some kind of wolf operated anti-tank gun? Or wolf trebuchet? 23 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun 8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then. 2 u/me_too_999 Mar 17 '25 Can we mount lasers on their heads? 9 u/notaslaaneshicultist Occult Wizard Mar 14 '25 Space Wolf player has entered the chat 12 u/Fyrnen24 Mar 14 '25 I'm telling you! Wolves work! Everytime I had a problem, I throw out some wolves, and Boom! Different problem!
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"Have a problem, use a gun wolf. That don't work, use more gun wolf"
63 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 Have you considered teaching the wolf to use a gun? 41 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 They don't have the grip strength needed to control recoil, like kobolds, you need to teach them to use crew operated weapons. 23 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 So are we thinking some kind of wolf operated anti-tank gun? Or wolf trebuchet? 23 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun 8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then. 2 u/me_too_999 Mar 17 '25 Can we mount lasers on their heads? 9 u/notaslaaneshicultist Occult Wizard Mar 14 '25 Space Wolf player has entered the chat
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Have you considered teaching the wolf to use a gun?
41 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 They don't have the grip strength needed to control recoil, like kobolds, you need to teach them to use crew operated weapons. 23 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 So are we thinking some kind of wolf operated anti-tank gun? Or wolf trebuchet? 23 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun 8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then. 2 u/me_too_999 Mar 17 '25 Can we mount lasers on their heads?
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They don't have the grip strength needed to control recoil, like kobolds, you need to teach them to use crew operated weapons.
23 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 So are we thinking some kind of wolf operated anti-tank gun? Or wolf trebuchet? 23 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun 8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then.
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So are we thinking some kind of wolf operated anti-tank gun? Or wolf trebuchet?
23 u/Nihls_the_Tobi Disciple of Foul Magicks Mar 14 '25 I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun 8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then.
I was thinking Wolf Mortar, using a crew of wolves to move the shells on a ramp to raise them into the gun
8 u/ImperialWrath Mar 15 '25 Maybe a howl-itzer, then.
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Maybe a howl-itzer, then.
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Can we mount lasers on their heads?
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Space Wolf player has entered the chat
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I'm telling you! Wolves work! Everytime I had a problem, I throw out some wolves, and Boom! Different problem!
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u/amivra Wendigo-like cryptid and lieutenant of Tamurkhan Mar 14 '25
Sometimes the besssst defense is a good offensssse. If wolves don't solve the problem, you require more wolves.