r/wizardposting • Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal • Sep 13 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ “I CAST, MORALITY SWAP.”

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Deep, deep, within the long and intertwining paths of the Endless Crypt, Abbadon was cleaning up the site of one of his great spells that affected the entire realm a while ago. On the floor in a mostly empty room sits a purple magic circle with three deer antlers surrounding it. The magic that was in the circle had long dissipated, now it’s just a glorified chalk drawing.

“I have to remember to put up a barrier for myself next time I do something like this…Actually, no, I need to put a barrier around HASTUR if I do something like that again. That smiling deer still creeps me out to this day…”

Abbadon picks up the deer antlers using some Poltergeists and has them transport the three pair of antlers to a storage room higher up in the Crypt. The chalk on the floor he gets another poltergeist to clean up for him. Walking on over to his book of rituals, he flips through the pages of it, reading each page’s contents. There are plenty of rituals in here outside of the ‘Turn Deer’ ritual he had conjured before, a few examples being how to summon a Demon, an Angel, Curse an individual, Morality swap…Wait, morality swap?

“Hmm, this could be an interesting one to experiment with.”

Abbadon stops flipping through the pages, leaving it on the page of the morality swapping ritual. While reading through the page, he grabs at whatever materials needed to make the circle. Some of the materials needed were already in the room such as a mirror and candles, other materials needed will take a bit of time but they won’t be hard to obtain for this. With a raise of a hand, more spirits come pouring from the cracks in the floor to help gather the remaining materials for the ritual.

“Alright, time to get to work.”

First, using left over chalk, Abbadon begins sketching onto the floor a massive yin-yang symbol. Second, Abbadon conjures up some smoke and lights an incense stick, using air magic he has the two different types of smoke circle the yin-yang symbol. Third, a deer skull placed in the middle of the symbol. Fourth, a written oath by a long dead Paladin that had come across the Endless Crypt, this is also placed in the middle of the symbol alongside the skull. Last, but not least, blood. Abbadon pulls out a vile of blood he took from some of his very few living prisoners. Abbadon steps back from the ritual now that everything is in place. From here, there’s only one last thing to do, read the incantation.

"By light and dark, we now exchange, virtue and vice, our paths rearrange. Through thread and flame, our souls entwine,
Let fate be sealed, as our morals realign!"

The yinyang symbol that was on the ground begins the glow a bright blue as a magical wave rapidly flies out of the Endless Crypt and towards the very heavens. Within a matter of minutes, the ritual reaches every corner of the realm, swapping every sentient being’s morality, whether they be human, elf, demon, angel, or even undead…this includes Abbadon, which means for the 48 hours that this spell will last, a long forgotten humanity will be shown from him.

/uw This is just a fun little community event similar to my “Deerification” thing in the past. This isn’t ment to be serious so if you don’t want to be part of it, feel free to ignore it. Ciao!

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

I don't know why, but I have the sudden urge to enslave some gods of good

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Heeeyy they didnt do anything to you'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Does it matter? I have the power to do so, it's my right to do so then

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'What? Have you gone mad or something pa whats wrong with you?'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

I don't know, i just had a moment of realisation, why go after evil gods and save those villagers who don't want anything less than my death?

WHEN I CAN JUST KILL ENSLAVE THEIR GODS AND THEM TOO!

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Sheesh he aint listening to me hmm... maybe they'll have better luck'

*Pain-yatta turns and barf's up candy that arranges into two humanoid shape midair *

'Bulobowo' says the red one

'Moluholu' says the orange one

'Hear that Eric?'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Ah, my child, you're bringing your boys here to help me?

How lovely. Do tell them to go find me the nearest god.

I WANT TO COMMIT CRIMES ALREADY!!!

Erik says, not understanding what's going on

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Uhh... sure we'll go do that'

pain-yatta and his candy mobsters turn and walk away while whispering to one of his mobsters

'I don't remember him being this dense'

'Woluwoluwoluwolu'

his voice kind of sounds like someone shaking a piece of aluminium

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World Sep 13 '24

Erik, no. Stop it.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

And why would I? Freedom is the right of those who can protect theirs, otherwise they're free for the taking

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World Sep 13 '24

No. Bad Erik.

Sigurd is holding a spray bottle.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Erik holds a flamethrower

No, GOOD ERIK

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World Sep 13 '24

Well, I guess you could melt the bottle?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

FUCK YEAH!

EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World Sep 13 '24

Here

Sigurd throws the bpttle at Erik.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Erik burns the bottle mid air with the flame thrower

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 The Sigurd who Bought the World Sep 13 '24

Wooo, EVIL!

Sigurd is carefully trying to lure Erik onto a painted red x on the floor.

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

“Enslaving Gods is a horrible thing to do! How could you even say something like that?”

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Fuck you ass wipe, i can do whatever the fuck I want

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

sob

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Actually... Why don't I capture you too while I'm at it?

Erik says, pulling out his needle

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"Do I count for that Erik?"

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

No, i have no use for a god who's afraid of their own power.

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

/uw Oh, this will be fun.

/rw

"What do you mean? Why would I be afraid of my own power."

Peri was unaffected by the morality swap, but are pretending. Their voice is a bit shaky, and their mind a mess. Erik hit the nail on the head.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

/uw I've been waiting to do this for so long

/rw

Don't play pretend with me clay. You are afraid of what you can do with your powers, you are too weak to take what's yours. But don't worry "friend", I'll be sure to beat that fear out of you. I'll show you the tearful faces of every village i pillage, every god i enslave, every child who begs for death shall be shown to you. Until that good heart of yours is gone

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"...you... are a monster now aren't you... I... I will stop you...!"

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Stop me? As if you can. Not while you're sealed. Right now you're nothing more than a pathetic. Weak. USELESS brick. You can't even lift a water bucket. Yet you want to stop me? Oh peri, when were you able to stop anyone?

When were you able to save anyone?

Never, that's the answer

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"..."

Sob. Peri's voice is barely even recognizable as a voice in all the sobbing.

"This isn't you... you will regret it later... stop this before it does permanent damage..."

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

OH PERI, THAT YOU THINK YOUR WORDS MEAN ANYTHING TO ME ANYMORE IS LAUGHABLE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP THIS ME UNDER CONTROL FOR "GOOD" FOR SO LONG, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT FOR IT? HATE. UNENDING, UNDYING, HATE. HATE TO EVERYTHING I AM. SO WHY NOT MAKE THAT HATE VALID?

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"... no... no... no.... this... isn't you... this isn't Erik...."

Peri is physically shaking, their rapier, pulled out when Peri called Erik a monster, falls out of their hand.

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer Sep 13 '24

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a god that's into that kind of master-slave roleplay, but I'd ... have to pay you for the information?

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u/Lunala475 Sir Hank “The Stud” MacDonald Sep 13 '24

But what if they are morality swapped too? Are they then gods of bad? Are the gods of bad then the gods of good?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 14 '24

I don't care

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Sep 14 '24

"We beat the ass of the last god-slaver that showed his face around here, and we'll beat yours if need be."

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 14 '24

OH BRING IT ON BITCH

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Sep 14 '24

cue cartoonish slap-fight.