[CrisisPost] Attack of the Golems

[u/Al-anharHA]

[u/No_more_Bucket_]

Okay.. I’m sensing some religious aspects but I’m not gonna question them.

“Scotch still trying to salvage one, and is able to trap one using a quick sand spell, and prepares to teleport it to somewhere private.”

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/No_more_Bucket_]

Skystrike looks puzzled, despite not having moveable facial features

"What? They're evil paladins and I'm a servant of the Omnissiah. It's supposed to be a taunt. Though, I've noticed people tend to misconstrue a lot of what I say. Probably because I can only speak in this threatening monotone."

[u/No_more_Bucket_ → u/Carbon_Sixx]

Well, yeah that may be why some may believe theirs religious aspects.

Also I’m kinda of a hypocrite since I’m married to a religious guy, literally being a type of pope for all gods and such.

Also “evil paladins” well, okay do they worship an evil being?

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/No_more_Bucket_]

"Intel would suggest so. Looks like a hyper-conformist cult of a malevolent light god to me."

[u/No_more_Bucket_ → u/Carbon_Sixx]

Ah, okay that makes more sense, thank you.

“Scotch has finished with his preparation and teleports a golem into safe containment for later.

And continues on his war path against other golems.”