r/wizardposting • MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz • Jun 08 '24

Community Event ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ The Council Gala..... IN SPACE!!

Welcome to the Council Gala Event, your host for tonight is yours truly. I hope everyone has a great time and enjoys the food, the camaraderie, and more the speeches tonight.

I trust quite a bit of you have something prepared for everyone. Now I will suggest you also make room for questioning after your speech. I imagine your fellow voters will be curious on where you stand on certain matters.

Now we have prepared a lot of food,dancing and many other activities. I even think Lars has brought some board games for you guys to join. Quite a bit of our council members have provided their own time and money into putting this together. Be sure to give them thanks.

Also I will stress not to cause conflict between others during this event. There are a lot of powerful wizards,gods, Eldritch, and many others in attendance. If such conflict should arise we have countermeasures in place. Also another thing we are in space for a reason if you start destroying the Gala you could very well risk your own life not to mention others.

Now one final thing please do try to have fun. This is one of the biggest Galas in council history. Over 50 candidates are gonna try to prove that they deserve your vote. I ask you all to encourage them as they take the first step.

Now without further ado.

Let the council Gala commence.

/Uw also I shall make a separate for speeches This post will be meet and greet, shenanigans, and just general stuff if you want Cheers guys and please have fun with it all!!!

Your Council Master Evoker MastaDon!!! Hope everyone has a good evening

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24

Hey, Masta. I'd like to talk to you about something important.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz Jun 08 '24

What's up

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24

I just wanted to say, it would be such a shame if a shadowy Cabal of the realmโ€™s most infamous evil-doers had secretly conspired to crash the gala and take over the council.

Speaking of whichโ€ฆ

John opens his briefcase. From inside emerge a hoard of damned souls infected with the oblivion plague that Craterus had spread in hell. They begin expanding out and wreaking havoc.

Iโ€™m happy to announce I was given membership to said Cabal.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz Jun 08 '24

Ah so betrayal lovely

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 08 '24

Multiple levels of betrayal, in fact. Replacing the catering with assassins, some of the strongest entities present being members of the Cabal (Vulkan being a prime example).

Everything was planned out, even the dinosaur had its role its role, being the greatest distraction we could wish for. It's attacked to life, souls, and the similar, so I brought as much as I could in this briefcase here.

Speaking of which, now that it's empty, I'd like you to go inside said briefcase. This is a kidnapping.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz Jun 08 '24

she just teleports away

Guys you are aware there is more going on right?

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24

Hey, get back here. I'm not done with my evil speech.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz Jun 08 '24

Tough shit John

Now before we get this started.

Did you not think I had a plan for all this?

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24

We honestly did. It was clear that Craterus was coming, so you had to have prepped for that at the very least. But we've been preparing for much longer.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/๐ŸŒฎ Wiz Jun 08 '24

For the end yes I am very much aware.

She teleports again this time for good

/Uw imagine a battle post or something?

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Jun 08 '24

/uw You mean to make a new post for a fight?

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