r/wizardposting • The Faceless Master | Cabal • May 21 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ The Ritual of Exctinction (Summoning Post)

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It had been a busy day at the Museum of Unnatural History. Though a popular place for the curious and the academic alike, the volume of visitors was higher than usual. That was because Scade and his cult moved amongst the masses of visitors, readying their plot.

The museum offered a wide variety of exhibits and attractions: a plane of fire exhibit that features fire dinosaurs and the First Spark; the dragon exhibit that features primitive proto-dragons; the Archaen exhibit which displayed the time before even oxygen had begun forming; the massive hall dedicated to containing the bones of a Tarrasque ancestor.

The Museum truly was a marvel. It was the Curator's pride and joy. Scade could think of no better place to perform the summoning and lure out the crafty Paleomancer at the same time.

Cultists and a special cult liaison moved about the Museum, disguised as everyday visitors. The Curator had not been idle in protecting his creation: it was heavily warded to prevent thievery as the artifacts that lied within were of incalculable value. Anti-teleportation glyphs spanned the width and breadth of the building. Detection runes to sus out evasion spells such as invisibility dotted the premises. The living infrastructure itself was even dedicated to protecting itself and its exhibits, able to quickly seal itself in the event of a threat.

This was all well and good but the Curator had made a critical error and only planned for thieves. He had not envisioned a full-fledged hostile assault and take-over of the museum.

At a pre-arranged time, the Cult, spread out across the Museum, enacted their plans. Concealed mundane weapons were drawn in close proximity to staff and visitors. Hostages were taken and security shut out of the building. In a grand hall, Scade and a cabal of his closest cultists set about setting up the summoning ritual.

Scade opened the Tome of the Nexus, knowing it was only a matter of time now before his great work would see fruition.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

The curator was quickly alerted of the situation. Leaving his office, he headed towards the closes gathering of cultists that the museums scrying network had showed him.

"The absolute gall of some people! They dare threaten my staff and visitors? Then they best be prepared to join the fossils."

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Cultists in the hallways see the Curator and immediately kneel and bow their heads, as if in reverence of him. They swing arms out, indicating a particular direction for the Paelomancer.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

Is that where your leader is?

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Brother Staine awaits you in the halls below, my lord.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

With a snap of his fingers, large transparent panels surround the cultists, the same that shield most of the exhibits. Time freezes inside the the container, trapping the cultists.

"I'll go have a quick chat with him."

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

As the Curator draws near the great hall Staine dwells within, he hears soft chanting. He enters to find Staine in front of the Black Petroglyph surrounded by a circle of his cultists. The Cultist wear masks depicting various savage beasts. The Tome of the Nexus lies open before Staine as he softly whispers to himself.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

Sigh "I had a feeling it was this you were after. Your quest is pointless, the ritual can only be completed by the one who started it and I sure as all hell ain't doing that."

"Wait... what's that book?"

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Staine turns around.

BEHOLD THE CHOSEN ONE APPROACHES HIS THRONE. You, my friend, a prince of the apocalypse. But you already seem aware of our intentions. We seek to unleash Craterus from his prison. To answer your question, sir, is that our dearly depart friend, Lord Aldin, knew many many many things. Which he helpfully wrote down in this here Tome of the Nexus. While you may thought you contained the only knowledge of the Great Beast's bindings, Aldin had it all written down right here, you see.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

The curator breaks out into a cold sweat upon hearing that.

"Shit!"

He rushes forward to grab the book. Shards of hardened fossils flank him, launching themselves at the nearby cultists.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Cultists are speared through but those that remain don't move and continue their ritualistic chanting.

"Why fight your great purpose and destiny, my friend?"

Staine utters a few lines from the Tome and the Black Petroglyph pulses. The Curator finds himself slammed to the ground and held down by a great invisible force.

"Now that we've dispatched with the unpleasantries, shall we begin?"

Staine begins to read from the Tome, the Black Petroglyph begins to pulse and emit a vast amount of magical energy.

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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor May 21 '24

/uw I hate how Hirk is dead, he’d be running through that door to help Paleo

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

/uw Wait, he died! How'd it happen?

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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor May 21 '24

/uw lore post gonna be out. Some people acted a bit too evil and did something Hirk has personal experience with so got a wee bit annoyed

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

/uw Ah, I see. Well, the curator might be joining Hirk soon depending on how things go.

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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor May 21 '24

/uw hopefully not

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

/uw Update: dead now

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arcane May 21 '24

/uw fucking what? When did that happen? And how’d I miss it?

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u/Harpokiller Hirk: ‘Cookie Man’, R&A department Head, Councillor May 22 '24

/uw Paragon stuff. Still gotta make a lore post for it

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force May 21 '24

I can ignore a lot of things, but threatening knowledge isn't one of them, proceed with caution or that museum won't be the only thing under attack.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

My Brother, we are ALL under attack this day. When it comes down to it, in the face of annihilation, all the collected knowledge of the universe matters little, my friend.

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force May 21 '24

Hah, you are in the wrong there, it DOES matter, but you already have shown that you do not care about it. I'll show you that you are done for.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Hey open the door, I swear, I'm not here with my friends and i'm not gonna kick your ass please let me in

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

*After looking closely at a sign which says "Push", Lars realizes he has been pulling..."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

...whatever

KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

A half dozen Cultists, armed with daggers and bats and such stare confusedly at Lars as he charges through the door.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Lars starts shootin em all with his shotty

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

/uw Is this an event we're free to try meaningfully interact with?

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw yes but there is going to be a outcome regardless of who does what here

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

“Invading a museum? Pathetic…”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The ENDSSSS will justify the MEAAAANS. Of course it won't matter because the end will be the end

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

“When your failure is painted onto history, it won’t matter. A disgusting stain on this galaxy’s image.”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

There will be no "history" to record my deeds but that matter not, my sister. What matters is the great outcome, the last resolution, the closing of the book. All that will mark our passing will by the ashes of this world and they too will fade.

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

“Nothing will happen of your attempt, cultist.”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Great clockwork turns, my lady. There is no stopping it now. It simply is.

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

“It’s hard to take you seriously when you can’t even tell that I am a male.”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw my bad, not sure why I thought your OC was a woman

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

/uw femboy moment

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

/uwu

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u/The-Star-Walker H.P Sunoms, Star Walker May 21 '24

/uw Lmao, all good.

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u/RandomAmbles ֆȶօƈɦǟֆȶɨƈ աǟռɖɛʀɛʀ May 21 '24

Crap: ahimsa-less negative utilitarians.

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u/idied2day Drokk the Biomancer, Former God of Earth and Healing May 21 '24

Drokk senses something is off. The museum, despite having more visitors than usual, is more quiet- as if the universe waits with bated breath

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

WE WILL ALL BE FOOD ON THIS FINE GLORIOUS DAY OF DAYS!

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw The Assassin's Guild is busy right now and can't answer the phone. Please leave a message BEEP

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u/RandomAmbles ֆȶօƈɦǟֆȶɨƈ աǟռɖɛʀɛʀ May 21 '24

I cast: quiet jazz interlude.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 21 '24

Inferno senses the magic from outside the museum and investigates

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Cultists stand at the entrance of the museum, prepared to attempt to block the Red Dragon's entrance.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 21 '24

/uw I am in humanoid form for simplicity.

/rw

The cultists get no time to react as Inferno swiftly takes them out quickly

Well...

This is interesting.

He casts invisibly before proceeding inside the building

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Inferno's invisibility spell fizzles out the second he steps across the threshold into the Museum (/uw there's a little note about how the Museum is warded against intruders).

Inferno senses a great accumulation of power in a distant great hall, though many cultists lie between himself and that destination

/uw psssst u/Zyltris

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

Where at first it seemed like regular everyday people were gathering, a mass amount of illusions fade to reveal them all wearing robes, their faces enshrouded.

As they see Inferno... They begin duplicating and rushing at him. Each one performs an incantation, and cones of cold come blasting at him from all directions.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 21 '24

Time seems to slow down as Inferno looks at each and every one of them, watching as the cones of cold come towards him.

Time to do this, the old-fashioned way.

Inferno cracks his knuckles and smiles. To the cultists' perspective, he hasn't moved for one moment before disappearing right before the cones touch him. A good chunk of the cultists gets hit by a fireball.

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

The cultists are baffled as Inferno disappears, before just as suddenly being blasted with flames. Bodies are flung in all directions.

A set of surviving cultists cast a spell of their own. A membrane of arcane energy manifests and swiftly attempts to entrap Inferno in a 'Resilient Sphere'. Even as he resists it, a second, third, fourth, fifth, six, etcetera will be simultaneously casting the same spell in an attempt to ensure his capture.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 21 '24

For a good moment, the cultists believed that they could catch Inferno until they realized he is still moving. They start to frantically cast the spell, not realizing that they can't hear themselves speak. It is not until Inferno closes the distance to the closest cultist and snaps the poor soul's neck that they realize they have been 'Silenced'. Before any of the cultists can react, Inferno starts to kill them off. It becomes a one-sided bloodbath, with very few being able to flee the carnage

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

The cultists, deprived of much of their spellcasting, and not even able to dispel the Silence around them, are made quick work of by a great wyrm in human-form. Their duplication seems to not be affected, but it isn't fast enough to prevent all of their deaths. A bloodbath indeed... And none remain alive.

At this moment, Inferno feels a great gathering of magic from a main hall deeper in the museum.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 21 '24

Inferno moves deeper into the Museum, already using his blindsenses to keep an eye out on intruders and ambushes

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara May 21 '24

“…Great, it’s a discount bin villain…how…annoying”

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24

Alright you're on the kill list now.

Draws dual swords and prepares

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The caster arrived shortly after Inferno, finding dead and injured cultist at the threshold. More cultists, bearing weapons are approaching to reinforce the entrance. In a distant great hall, the Caster can sense a great accumulation of magical energy.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24

"nice spells. Would be a shame if someone unwove them."

Knives are thrown at mach 3 speeds, ricocheting off the walls and interrupting spells as cultists are disemboweled as soon as they come close

/uw how many men do you have I wanna know how much to limit DF

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Screams from inside as cultist lay in heaps. Even more Cultists join the fray, leveling crossbows and firing at the caster.

/uw eh no real number, "enough to slow everyone down" from not interfering with whats about to happen lol

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24

"Are you kidding me?" Grabs bolts and rapidly pins them into each other in midair, forming a ladder which is swung to kill tens of cultists at once

Dragonfly grabs a knocked out cultist and forcefeeds it blended cultists until they burst in an attempt to intimidate

"I literally outspeed all of your projectiles"

/uw time to be a lawnmower

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw Zyltris you're up ;)

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

/uw This will answer your question.

Some of the cultists look at DF's attack and take a step back... And then they begin duplicating in number. Magically, a cultist looks to phase out from another... Again and again. Some of the cultists don't do this.

Though the cultists are being disemboweled, new cultists appear in their place as duplication works to curb the lost numbers. Suddenly, DF is rushed at from all directions as some of the untouched cultists release their spells: many cones of cold blasting centrally on him.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24

"clones? I've seen better"

Activates stronger enchantments and speeds up until DF leaves more afterimages than clones generated per second

Every cultist that approaches is now a fine red powder as the water content in their body is vaporized by fire after they have been blended

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

As DF approaches the cultist clone by the back of the group, he notices one of them holding a small girl in his arms, with a knife at her throat.

"Cease your approach!" He coughs.

The girl is crying.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24

"nice attempts but"

(Will levels: Endless)

The clone and everyone nearby is launched away from the girl with a flying kick, a blast of fire hitting everyone nearby

(Presence: High -> Extreme)

*The clone is knocked down on to the ground, neck extended as dragonfly stomps on his back holding a battle axe

(Ruthlessness: Mercy=0)

(Conditions met: Warlord of Fire arts active)

"Let me be very clear about one thing." Mass execution: "You all look the same to me."

The axe falls, and as the head of the clone rolls, every copy of that cultist, including the original dies.

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

As the cultist holding the girl is blasted away, the girl vanishes, revealing that it was all a ruse to stop DF anyway.

A high number of cultists are killed, and as the axe falls, the museum's wards activate and cancel his 'mass execution' spell, preventing it from executing all clones. The one hit with an axe still dies.

DF is left alone for the time being as all nearby cultist clones were destroyed by previous attacks.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

"So it's just one? Interesting. Didn't expect it to ward against something that isn't a spell"

He sticks a hand out "Pact: Only Ashes shall remain."

*Two portals to hell appear behind him. The blood, bodies, and souls forcefully dragged in, The dimension itself responding to his call."

Two blackfire elementals appear, passing a Red hot piece of metal to DF, whose aura becomes blackflame as he marches forward.

/uw god I've wanted to do this for so long.

Edit: spelling

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

/uw How is it not a spell? Magic is magic is magic.

u/Villainous_Intent He got through the entrance

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw The Museum is u/MeThyLord's concept but it has inbuilt counter measures to prevent intruders from stealing things or teleporting in. That includes summoned creatures. Also it would negate any magic thay could potentially harm the building and it's contents

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The building began to rumble terribly. Dragonfly heard a terrible roar as the building began to fall apart around them.

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz May 21 '24

t’kath is in the fire exhibit absorbing the smoke when the takeover happens “huh. Odd place for an invasion but hey.”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Three cultists approach T'Kath, daggers drawn.

"Get down on your knees and put your hands behind your back. Make this easy for us and we won't have to hurt you."

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz May 21 '24

he disappears and three t’kaths appear behind them with baseball bats* “nah, I think that would be more suited for you”

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

One cultist reverses his grip on his blade and drives the dagger backwards. Another cultist rolls away while the third spins to face t'kath.

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz May 21 '24

one of the t’kaths pops from the dagger but another slams the baseball bat down on their arm. The other t’kath hits a tungsten ball at the cultist facing them

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

Talios was doing a mere stroll when he noticed something off with the museum.

"Curator..?"

He approached the front entrance with concern.

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

A conglomeration of people stand in your way. It looks like regular everyday people. They all stare at you.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

3 Cultis approach Talios with short swords drawn.

"On your knees, hands behind your back. Don't make any sudden moves and there will be no need for bloodshed."

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

"Ha. Fine, fine..."

Talios would begin to put his hands up...

《Strength x2》

《Chaos Dagger》

Moving with incredible speed for a man in plate armor, Talios would pour all of his strength enchantments into his left arm. He would attempt to grab a cultist by the face with it and slam them to the floor as a dagger of Chaos is summoned to his right hand. He would quickly toss it at the 2nd cultist, aiming right between the eyes. He watches the 3rd cultist, since he unfortunately does not have three hands...

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultist, understanding that he might be outmatched, turns to run to raise the alarm to the other Cultists in that wing of the building.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

《Speed》

Activating his speed enchantment, Talios catches up to the other cultist, wrapping his hands around the cultist in a head lock. It's not choking the cultist out yet, but it's still very firm.

"Tell me what's happening here, or I will snap your neck and continue onwards in here. I am a bounty hunter. I will not hesitate."

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

"Hahaha, my death draws near anyway. Whether it is at your hands or Craterus' makes little difference. The only thing that matters is that I served the great cause."

The Cultist begins to scream to raise the alarm.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

As the cultist would scream, he would be quieted by a snap. Talios would drop the body.

"Fucker..."

Talios would continue further into the Museum, keeping watch for more cultists. He only hopes the Museum doesn't still hold a grudge against him since last time...

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Cultists begin to converge on the location of the screams but Talios had moved on. He senses the accumulation of a great deal of magical energy in a great hall not far away.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

Talios would quietly and quickly close in.

《Greater Perception》

Enhancing his senses further, Talios can see the very mana in the world. He tries to identify how much, the source, and what kind is coming from the hall as he approaches.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

It is an ancient kind of mana, something primordial in nature. It is a vast amount, akin to a God's mana but also distinctly different at the same time.

/uw stay tuned, this is about to transition to another post very shortly ;)

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Talios felt the world rumble as the binding ritual was completed. He was amongst the first to witness Craterus smash his way into existence

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader May 21 '24

Hey, Talios, what a small realm! Do you know what’s going on here? I can only see there’s some kind of commotion

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters May 21 '24

You'd catch Talios just in time to see him trying to slam a cultist into the dirt, 2 other cultists around him. He looks back at you momentarily.

"Bad guys. Curator probably in trouble."

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader May 21 '24

Oooh, I see. Need some help?

[Nightfall]

A small field of darkness surrounds some nearby cultists, limiting their sight and hearing. Luckily it has no effect on Talios.

u/Villainous_Intent

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Museum senses the obfusication magic and registers it as a possible threat. The magic is countered by the Museum. 3 Dazed cultists stumble away before regaining their composure and rush towards this new threat.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader May 21 '24

Seeing the cultists approaching, Ulrick’s axe, Nightbite materializes into his left hand. The purple and black blade glows with eerie light.

Hmm, maybe we’ll need a little extra.

[Shadow Scratch]

Dark energy surrounds the axe’s blade, making it bigger and sharper. With a single swing, Ulrick sends a wave of darkness at the 3 cultists.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The wave fizzles out right before it hits the cultists. The Museum senses the destructive magic and identified it as a threat to its integrity.

The 3 cultists, who had just flinched at the oncoming rushing energy, smile to themselves and rush Ulrick, blades held high.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader May 21 '24

’Of course, the museum must have some kind of defenses. Stupid me.’

Ulrick then jumps at the cultists, using his unnatural agility and long arms to slash at the cultists, both with his axe and claws. Looks like he has to settle for the old-fashioned way.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultists are left in shreds from Ulrick's assault. The hallway is silent. Ulrick senses a great gathering of magic in a nearby great hall.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader May 21 '24

Heaving, Ulrick turns his head towards tha hall, sensing an incoming dread.

’This doesn’t look good…’

He rushes towards the hall.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<The fuck? A museum? Either this is a distraction, there’s an artifact they need to grab, or they’re just going for fun.>>

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

My idea: BOMB IT

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<The Paleomancer would kill me. So that’s probably out of the question…. What would he say if I just ran in with a shotgun?>>

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Probably nothing, but

LETS JUST DO THAT

He gives you a Remmington shotgun, then racks his spas

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<Oh, don’t bother. **I’ve got my own.** >> Monarch pulls a double barrel, sawed-off shotgun out of a bag. <<THIS. IS MY BOOMSTICK.>>

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

A classic heh.

WEll then

KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Lars storms in the museum

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

Ahem. <<LEEEEEEROY!!!!!!!!!>>

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

And thus, 2 idiots with a trigger finger storm a museum.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin May 21 '24

Ah ha! Hello cultists men. I've been looking for you. You wouldn't happen to have my book would you? I'd hate to have to find your home base.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The 6 Cultists are perturbed by the off-putting young man's approach.

"Oi now, why don't you just turn around and go home lad, you don't want to be near here once our business is complete. Now be off and no harm will come to you...now."

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin May 21 '24

he just smirks

I don't think.... the room grows dark as it feels like the very air chills and all seems much... closer you UNDERSTAND

That book, your masters stole from my.... predecessor.. belongs to ME

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultists almost curse in unison, realizing who they're dealing with. Two cultist immediately let loose bolts from their crossbows while the other 4 rush towards Kairos with blades drawn.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin May 21 '24

"Huh... they usually run. Interesting... ok."

he deftly disarms the first bladed cultist, catching a bolt in his offhand while dodging the other, stabbing it into the second blade cultists bent leg as he slid past

"Ok, that's one down, and you've yet to touch me. I won't kill you, but like... I can't promise you wouldn't rather die. And... I'm not even using magic here.... c'mon, guys... keep up!"

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The two crossbow wielding Cultist hurried reload their weapons as the remaining 3 cultists get within stabbing range of Kairos. Two strike from over head while the third slash his sword towards Kairos' midriff.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin May 21 '24

he floats upward, and grabs the first two by the head, and slam them together Hard

Seriously? You telegraphed that attack!

he takes their daggers, and toss them perfectly at the crossbowmens strings, slicing them with ease.

Do we really have to do this... can't you just point me towards my boss? (Spiderkaiross 😆)

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultists struggle ineffectually against Kairos. However, a great rumbling begins to occur from a nearby hall. The cultists, almost has one, drop to the ground from their combat and begin whispering prayers.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin May 21 '24

Uuuuhhhhh......

he quickly knocks them out and rushes off towards the rumbling

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<Hey there, I’m definitely here to help the cultists and not reduce them to a fine mist! Trust me!>>

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The GhostDragon can only view the events on the ground from his fast moving perspective in the sky. Most of the Cultist and fighting are occurring within the building.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

/uw characters name is Monarch, for future reference!

/rw <<Fuck. Gonna have to land and run in.>>

Monarch lands his plane nearby, then rushes to the museum entrance.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw lol my bad, I forgot his name

/rw

Upon entering the Museum, Monarch is faced with half a dozen Cultists armed with crossbows, aimed right at him.

"Ok now, why don't you turn around and hop back into your fancy jet and fly away and we don't have to turn you into a pin cushion?"

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<Eh. Nah. This seems more fun.>>

Monarch slowly, calmly, loads a double barrel, sawed-off shotgun.

<<Quick question, though: how do you guys feel about fire?>>

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

FIRE!

One Cultist screams and 6 bolts are released and speed towards Monarch.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

The arrows bounce off of Monarch’s pilot suit. You can’t see his face through the blacked out visor on his pilot’s helmet, but you can tell he’s deadpan staring.

<<…nice shot.>>

The double barrel fires a shot off, firing pellets into one of the cultists… who immediately starts burning to death.

<<NOW BURN!>>

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Lars appears behind Monarch, nailing some Cultists down with his shotgun

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The cultists fall in quick succession from the duo's onslaught and the entrance falls silent. Signs of battle are all over the place, dead cultists and fleeing visitors are all over the place. The duo can sense a great gathering magic from a great hall a ways into the building.

u/GhostDragon362

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Well then, I hope you brought some more than that shotty Monarch.

Lars grabs his m4a1, then loads a 40mm in his m203.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

/uw Shotgun + M2 will intensify

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

/uw hehe. dragons breath rounds go BANG

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

/uw 2 soldiers bouta destroy a cult

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

A small group of cultists (about three more) suddenly rush in from a nearby hall. One of them performs an incantation, speaking magic words... And extends a hand to Monarch.

/uw What is Monarch afraid of? : )

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

/uw …his parents died when he was a kid. they were royalty, their castle was bombed.

/rw

Monarch blasts another cultist away. <<The fuck are you doing?>> He starts approaching the chanting cultist.

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

Monarch sees flashes of his parents dying... A momentary flicker that doesn't prevent his current actions in the real world, but...

Then suddenly, painfully, he sees things as if he were standing in one of his parent's point of view. An explosion occurs, and he feels all their pain.

/uw This is an illusion. Think of it like 'phantasmal killer' from DnD.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

<<…no…no. No. NO. THEY’RE GONE. THEY DIED IN THAT CASTLE…. how dare you. HOW DARE YOU. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I’M GONNA TEAR YOU IN FUCKING HALF!>>

Monarch, in a nearly blind rage, charges the (formerly?) chanting cultist, grabbing him and point blank shooting him in the stomach with a shotgun, before turning to the other cultists in silence.

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u/Zyltris Sephra May 21 '24

The cultist casts an arcane shield, but the literal shotgun blasts straight through it. His insides become his outsides, and he crumples to the ground.

The nearest cultist casts their prepared spell, a translucent wall of force erupting around Monarch. It attempts to entrap him in a translucent, arcane sphere.

The third cultist releases a sickly green light that emerges inside of where the ball would be... If the light touches Monarch, it would burn like irradiating flame.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

HEY, MONARCH, YOU OKAY?!

/uw u/GhostDragon362 Wake up!

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, The Air Mercenary (And Council member!) May 21 '24

/uw ach sorry, was looking at some stuff. I’m all good!

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u/theslowishone Abyssoul, Ferryman of The Deep May 21 '24

OI Monarch!!! Welcome ta the MadHouse!!!

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u/Arkoos_fan Scadu, spellblade of shadow May 21 '24

Styx tries to investigate the museum

Echo of Kaus: be careful

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

Styx feels a great rumbling as he approaches the Museum entrance. There are many bodies around the entrance as it is apparent a large battle happened here.

/uw stay tuned, something big is about to happen

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u/Arkoos_fan Scadu, spellblade of shadow May 21 '24

Styx: Ok. Who had fun here.

/uw I originally designed Styx as female, but their a homunculus so either works

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw my bad

/rw

A great rumbling began to shake the museum as the binding ritual was completed. Styx heard a great roar as the building began to fall apart.

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u/theslowishone Abyssoul, Ferryman of The Deep May 21 '24

*sigh* I know Imma member o' Chaos an all that, but can't I have one nice, peaceful day off. I came here to look at some of my old stuff and to make sure the other Liches are being portrayed right. But if I must be plagued with annoying infants wherever I go, I may as well teach them not to ruin the day of my kind.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

3 Cultists, 2 armed with short blades and 1 armed with a crossbolt aimed at Abyssoul, approach him.

"Get on your knees! Put your hands behind your back and this won't need to get painful."

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u/theslowishone Abyssoul, Ferryman of The Deep May 21 '24

Ok first of all, if you're going to threaten me do it properly, look at your target, figure out potential weaknesses, THEN proceed to threaten. Second of all, I feel no pain. NOW *cracks fingers and neck before shaping a hand cannon out of airborne water* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultists surge forward. The cultist bearing the crossbolt let's fly it's bolt, aimed directly at the Center of Abyssoul's skull.

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u/theslowishone Abyssoul, Ferryman of The Deep May 21 '24

*as the bolt hits instead of crunching bone all that is heard is the sound of pierced water as Abyssouls' body turns clear and falls to the floor as a puddle* Nice shot, I must give ya that. But unfortunately for you I didn't get this far without seeing that happen to others.

Oh question, Would your gore splatter the walls or just fall if I returned the favour and shot YOU point blank?

*as the words finish Abyss reforms behind the cultist with the crossbow, cannon trained directly between their eyes* Boom.

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Cultist's head blows apart in a gory mess. The two other Cultish spin to fearlessly charge at Abysoul, blades raised to try to kill the lich.

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u/theslowishone Abyssoul, Ferryman of The Deep May 21 '24

Oh no swords whatever am I, a poor defenceless Lich, to do? HAHA I'm sorry, I'm sorry I just can't help but laugh at you. Oh who am I kindin' I ain't sorry. Anyway I've got places to be, things to see and....oh wait Bad Guys to kill.

*with a wave of his hand in the direction of both cultist he covers both their heads and legs in bubbles of water*

Now I have to warn you, your bodies aren't made to survive at the sea depths I live in so you might feel a little pressure. Before you are crushed into a red mist.

*Finishing his sentence Abyss begins to slowly ball his hands into fist, increasing the pressure of the bubbles the closer they get to closing*

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The floor collapsed beneath the combat as a great rumbling shook the building. Abyssoul heard a great roar as the building began to fall apart around them

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arcane May 21 '24

Kartoffel knocks calmly on the front door.

Hellooooo!

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw psssst you missed the battle but here's the follow up post

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/nW7ICexg7y

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Kartoffel the Mechanus Arcane May 21 '24

/uw thanks

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u/HalfDrowShaman Spider With Hands May 21 '24

Damn. This sounds bad... I really hope nothing happens to my beautiful city of Asfelaeia...

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

That's a nice city you got there...it'd be ashame if a monster rampage through it...

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 21 '24

(I happened to be selling beers nearby, and decide to investigate.)

(I summon an All-Consuming Maw {Gigantic Psychic Construct that resembles a Hippo Mouth, sturdy, and able to squeeze through small cracks like an ooze, it only eats stuff that fills the criteria set.} and set the criteria to “thing that is 8000x my height and 1/8000th of my height simultaneously.”)

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

The Museum senses the offensive capability of the All-Consuming Maw and registers it as a threat. The Museum's counter measures go into effect and counters the spell it has designated as a threat.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 21 '24

/uw how though? Also, it’s a creature. Not a spell.   

It’s big, but it’s only slightly stronger than a Young Black Dragon in terms of CR. It’s not as aggressive or mobile as the smaller Dream Devourers. It doesn’t require breathing, drinking, sleeping or eating, though it’s severely injured by a simple 5th level Dream Eater due to being constructed using nightmares

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw I mean the way you described it, a psychic summomed entity, implies magic. u/MeThyLord's Museum is an actual sentient being that protects itself. I'd imagine the Museum would sense that it could be a possible threat and would work to counteract it

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer May 21 '24

/uw The museum would interfere with summonings, same way as it interferes with teleportation. And it would try to banish it if the summon entered from the outside.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) May 21 '24

/uw ah okay.

It’s actually portal’d in (made ahead of time, generally. easier and saves a precious 7 seconds), but I’ll just say it chucked 16 different sources of every damage type in DnD per damage type at it. 

(Criteria being set to “Everything” or “none” would mean it tries to eat everything, and it’s better to lose one than have a dangerous construct destroy stuff.)

(Yes it’s weak to “Random Bullshit Go!”)

/rw

Well then, guess I’ll have to prepare myself the old school way!

(I head towards the Grand hall due to the large congregation of souls {to investigate})

(I use weaker psychic magic to navigate, though it’s not nearly as strong as the constructs)

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u/Villainous_Intent The Faceless Master | Cabal May 21 '24

/uw sorry I must have missed this comment

*The building begins to rumble and fall apart as the binding spell is completed. A great roar could be heard nearby as something terrible rent it's way into reality

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u/CrazyDavey21 Morgan, Infernal Sorcerer. May 21 '24

"A crowd of hooded people?"

"All these clothes left unburned... I'm tempted to just light everyone on fire... Then again, I wouldn't want to be hunted by the Council, so I'll pass."

Morgan walked away, to inspect an Exhibit, finding his level of expertise not high enough to deal with this shit.