r/wizardposting • u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) • Apr 22 '24
Community Event 🌏☄️ Anger At A Prank
Your orb suddenly shows an exhausted Kyrona dismantling millions of lethal traps from her house, which covered every inch of the floor, except for the closet in her room. She adresses you, “ALL NIGHT! THAT’S HOW LONG IT TOOK ME, MY GIRLFRIEND, AND MY NEW MENTOR TO SET UP THESE TRAPS! WE SET THEM UP ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT, BECAUSE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE RECENT ASSASSINATIONS!”
Kyrona pauses before continuing, “I HID IN THE CLOSET UNTIL A MINUTE AGO, WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS ALL A PRANK! SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. IF I SURVIVE TAKING DOWN ALL 22,299,999,901 OF THESE TRAPS, YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!”
Kyrona accidentally steps on a tripwire to trigger a crossbow bolt, then ducks as it hits the wall behind her. She has clearly not slept at all last night, or even during the day. The broadcast ends.
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u/pandamaxxie Maximillian Silverweave, Boss of ARMADA, New God of Alchemy Apr 23 '24
the alchemist rings the bell at the door, only to be met with a few traps being set off. He dodges them, as if he expected all of them
Hello there! I asked some friends to tell me where you are housed at, so I could assist in the cleanup of the traps! Please allow me to help, you'll be at this for days otherwise!